I need the cutest thing I could possibly do to win a girls heart.

[Housebroken Lunatic]

I was gonna make some comment about how I found a girl is always pleased when I do it, but that would be a massive lie, lol

Well, I certainly respect honesty... However it would have been a lot more fun if you said that. It's like when some guys proclaim that they are kings in the sack, because EVERY WOMAN they've slept with has always sqealed in ecstasy.

It's always fun to plant that seed of doubt in their heads and say: "Ever checked if some of them were faking it, just because they couldn't stand the way you would become if you're 'skills' were ever questioned in any way?" : )

Does that make me a terrible person, because I take immense pleasure in eroding peoples confidence just "for the lulz" so to speak? XD

Gotta hand it to the ladies though. The way most of them actually do put on that entire "porn star moaning"-act out of sheer politeness and wanting to keep the guy's ego intact. It's almost magical the way they can sense when a man has a really brittle ego, and they almost treat it like they would treat their own baby.

Sure, it's not very honest, but still sort of cute.

 

[Flying Dagger]

be yourself?

 

[Jark212]

Get a puppy, show it off...

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

There isn't really anything you can do that will MAKE her fall for you. My advice to you is to be who you are, care for her, and be there for her; if she likes you and you're dating already then it's smooth sailing ahead as long as you aren't a total douche, and if she isn't a total ***** of course

 

[Barkotron the Magnificent]

Meaning, that it's a really risky move to try it in order to impress a girl, due to the high risk rate that she won't like it.

Also, if you're at the "trying to impress her" stage, some might think performing cunnilingus on her would be a little, er, forward?

Times may have changed since the last time I was trying to convince someone to see me as more than a friend, but I seem to remember unannounced cunnilingus being treated more with shock than gratitude and orgasmic moaning...

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

You want her heart eh? The take it.

 

[rossatdi]

Ok, guys, I need your help once again.

I like this girl, and she likes me, I've done REALLY well so far I just need that one thing I could do to make her go awww and just fall over that edge from liking me to REALLY REALLY liking me.

I've known her for a couple weeks now, and she has already become a GOOD friend.

suggestions?

The scary thing is I read the title as "need the cutest thing I could possibly do with a girl's heart", just glad that's not the case.

 

[Jarek Mace]

Btw, if you want to get physical, rape her.

Joking, joking, seriously though, their isn't much else than whats already been said, movies, flowers, sweet talk, cuddling, win her a prize, avoid hitting her in the head with a basketball in the process, etc.
Good luck.

 

[wootsniper]

lol, hmm... I'm begining to see why asking a group of nerds was a bad idea.... and why most of us don't have GFs.... lmao

COME ON seriously.

AND STOP SAYING ASK HER OUT!!! We are already DATING!!!! I just want a cute gesture.

Your already dating her? then what the fuck do you need us for? XD

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM HER!!

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

Also, if you're at the "trying to impress her" stage, some might think performing cunnilingus on her would be a little, er, forward?

Times may have changed since the last time I was trying to convince someone to see me as more than a friend, but I seem to remember unannounced cunnilingus being treated more with shock than gratitude and orgasmic moaning...

Hey don't look at me. It wasn't my idea to begin with. : P

That being said, isn't all forms of relationships basically an "impressing" period? At first you have to convince the gal to be your girlfriend. Then you have to impress her enough to staying with you. I've heard that being able to give good cunnilingus can be helpful in the second impression stage. XD

 

[WickedSkin]

lol, hmm... I'm begining to see why asking a group of nerds was a bad idea.... and why most of us don't have GFs.... lmao

COME ON seriously.

AND STOP SAYING ASK HER OUT!!! We are already DATING!!!! I just want a cute gesture.

At this point you are already in mate. Or you are waaay down in the "friends box" and there will be no horizontal nerd match. Means nothing needs to be done.

Although
I was trying to tell my latest GF I liked her very much and that she was very pretty. All I could think of at the moment was "You are like a brand new saw-blade to me".

Now every carpenter in the world knows that a brand new saw blade in your circular saw is the most fantastic thing that can happen.

She was quiet for a moment... I realized what I just said. But she laughed and thought it was cute. Worked perfectly.

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

Buy a smart car. Or teddy bears. Or a smartcar covered with teddy bears.

 

[Barkotron the Magnificent]

Also, if you're at the "trying to impress her" stage, some might think performing cunnilingus on her would be a little, er, forward?

Times may have changed since the last time I was trying to convince someone to see me as more than a friend, but I seem to remember unannounced cunnilingus being treated more with shock than gratitude and orgasmic moaning...

Hey don't look at me. It wasn't my idea to begin with. : P

That being said, isn't all forms of relationships basically an "impressing" period? At first you have to convince the gal to be your girlfriend. Then you have to impress her enough to staying with you. I've heard that being able to give good cunnilingus can be helpful in the second impression stage. XD

I must have missed the "already dating" bit. Well, actually I only read the last page or so of posts. Still, I think giving fair warning before the actual act of mingophagia might be advisable.

I keep getting emails from helpful people I haven't met with subjects like "You want impress her?" and "Wonder dong make her happy". If the OP wants me to forward them, PM me, I guess they could help.

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

Go for broke and drop your pants.

The order her to pick them up. If she does that, she's a keeper.

 

[Nickolai77]

Get a puppy, show it off...

Heard someone say that means she becomes interested in the puppy and not you.


Meh, i hate the whole "impress a girl" jazz, i just sit around and wait for someone to take an interest in me, if i "try" to get a gf, that does not work very well XD
That may also explain why I've been single for over a year now..

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

I must have missed the "already dating" bit. Well, actually I only read the last page or so of posts. Still, I think giving fair warning before the actual act of mingophagia might be advisable.

...But why would someone ever feel bad about getting exposed to some "surprise secks"? XD

I keep getting emails from helpful people I haven't met with subjects like "You want impress her?" and "Wonder dong make her happy". If the OP wants me to forward them, PM me, I guess they could help.

Yeah I love junk mail like that. It makes me feel like a really manly man when I gleefully delete them without even checking them out. They are obviously trying to scam me out of my money by attacking my manhood with suggestive headlines, and the very fact that my manhood is such an impenetrable fortress of awesomeness that would never ever feel insecure about itself, regardless of how many suggestive remarks being said about it is a real egobooster. XD

 

[SmartIdiot]

Hmm...

I got it. Cut out your own heart and give it to her. It's thoughtful, cute(well it's a sweet gesture you know...) and although you'll be dead you'll have won her heart. Spiritually, or whatever that crap means.

Alternatively you could grow couple of brain cells/balls and actually think of your own idea to win her over. If you care that much you'd put the effort in.

 

[Good morning blues]

Kiss her you moron

seriously what the fuck is in the water these days, this shit isn't that difficult

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

Meh, i hate the whole "impress a girl" jazz, i just sit around and wait for someone to take an interest in me, if i "try" to get a gf, that does not work very well XD

I go about it the same way. It's quite awesome actually. : )

That may also explain why I've been single for over a year now..

Same here. But then again im not distressed about being single at all. A relationship is just gravy anyway, but anyone can feel perfectly fine and happy without gravy.

It's pretty funny (in a sad but comedic way) the preassure society tries to inflict upon everyone in telling you that you're a worthless loser unless you shack up with someone as fast as possible... Well, that's not really funny, but what is funny is what an absurd amount of people there are who actually buy into that idea.

 

[Hanzo Hattori]

I can't think of anymore stuff.

Wow forget about double post or triple post, you just achieved MONSTER POST status.

I'd say flowers, a movie, dinner then a nice late night walk in the park should do it. Dress...nicer and smell good it works like a charm.

P-P-P-POSTING SPREEEE!!