I want! I want!

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

You cant, he is disgusted with visitors at the moment.

I want peace on earth!

 

[Drummodino]

You can't because of The Injustice League.

I want to play beer pong.

 

[Barbas]

You can't, I drank the beer and lost the pong.

I want blu-tack.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

You cant, because there isnt a blue colour left, there is only green-tack and black-tack left.

I want Schnitzel!

 

[Drummodino]

You can't, ants got into the bread crumbs.

I want a pet meerkat.

 

[Neuromancer]

Thou cannot, Timon is with Pumbaa now.

I desire the world.

 

[Barbas]

You can't have it, it already belongs to Al Pacino.

I want a wombat.

 

[Drummodino]

You can't it would tear your throat out.

I want a unicorn.

 

[Barbas]

You can't, they were all gassed in the Great Purge.

I want a zebra.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

You cannot monsieur, for this wonderful restaurant does not serve the zebra until after midnight. I would suggest that the monsieur would got to a different restaurant but I do not think he would be getting his wonderful and loverly zebra meat anywhere else, oui oui?

I wish for a better shine on my platter.

 

[Barbas]

You can't have one, we ran out of WD40 ages ago.

I want a pet beetle.

 

[kailus13]

You can't have it, the last 5 you had died!

I want a rocket launcher.

 

[Barbas]

You can't have one, the Soldier took it to practice high-jumping...again.

I want to be the very best that no-one ever was.

 

[Terratina.]

There'll be always someone better.

I want all of the money.

 

[Barbas]

You can't have it, when the economy crashed, we burned it all to keep ourselves warm through the winter.

I want a sweater.

 

[Drummodino]

You can't have it, I turned it into stuffed rabbits.

I want a donut.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You can't have a donut until you've finished your sandwich.

I want more milk!

 

[kailus13]

You can't. All the milk is sour.

I want a stuffed rabbit.

 

[Barbas]

You can't have one, because The stuffed wolves ate them!

I want beetroot juice!

 

[username sucks]

You can't, they are an endangered plant species now!

I want some iced tea.