I want! I want!

[Barbas]

You can't have any, I poured it over my head while re-enacting the volleyball scene from Top Gun.

I want a Panzerwerfer.

 

[username sucks]

Too bad, because that sounds German and Germany is outlawed now.

I want but a drop of rain.

 

[Barbas]

But this is a desert. There ain't no water but your tears.

I want sourdough.

 

[Drummodino]

You can't, I baked all this bread with it.

I want curry.

 

[Barbas]

You can't have any, the fat man in the corner is hoarding it all and he won't share!

I want quiche!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You can't have any, I don't know how to cook.

ORDER THE PIZZA!

 

[username sucks]

I would, but the pizza place just burned down.

I wish I could get back my poetry notebook which was stolen from me recently.

If that fails I will settle for legal permission to beat the guy that took it.

 

[DeltaStrata]

Referencing an unfortunate real-world event in a game where people are required to deny your perfectly valid desires makes those people sad. You do not get your notebook back because YOU HAVE MADE ME SAD. :< Hope you get it back for reals though.

Legal permission to beat someone up is also denied because of, well, the law.

I want to lose 20 lbs.

 

[username sucks]

Sorry. I was- and still am- very upset about it but I didn't want to start a whole new thread in off-topic just to complain.

Anyway, your wish is granted. You lose the equivalent of 20 British pounds in whatever currency you use.

I wish my studying would get done automatically.

 

[Barbas]

It cannot be done - the gnomes are on strike today.

I want a letter of marque!

 

[username sucks]

Nah, I don't feel like using the google to find out what that is.

I want working Internet at home. My neighbors wifi sucks.

 

[Drummodino]

You can't, because ISPs are assholes.

I want cheese and crackers.

 

[Barbas]

You can't have those, Gromit - you'll start shitting everywhere again!

I want a dog that doesn't do Exorcist impressions and slide up the wall constantly.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You can't have that, all dogs have Ectoplasm Ascension Disorder (EAD) now.

I want the ability to play the trumpet amazingly well.

 

[Barbas]

You can't, you don't have fingers and you fry everything you touch!

I want a seahorse.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You can't have a seahorse until you take care of your regular horse young man!

I want more forum game activity!

 

[Barbas]

You can't have that; my fingers are tired and I must nap on top of the cupboard.

I want a slice of orange.

 

[Padwolf]

You can't have that, all the oranges belong to me and I don't want to share.

I want a big bottle of coke, I'm thirsty.

 

[Barbas]

Ooooh....um, yeah, I kinda...drank the last one. Awkward.

I want the corner store to be open.

 

[Artina89]

You can't, a car crashed into the store front and it has to be rebuilt!

I want a pet wolverine.