I want! I want!

[Barbas]

You can't have one; the zoo was destroyed in a hilarious Hyperion supply pod mix-up.

I want a pair of red-tinted spectacles like Gary Oldman wore in Bram Stoker's Dracula.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

You can't have 'em. I ate 'em. All of 'em. Any that looked like the ones from Dracula.

I want *burp* a Venti Bacon Chai Latte with Jack Daniels.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I think you've had enough there buddy...

I want a beaer!

 

[Barbas]

I mixed them all together in a big cauldron and made bandit stew with them. Sorry. :c

I want a wocket ship!

 

[Dodgeboyuk]

you can't have a rocket ship because somebody is building their own

i want to be rich!

 

[Barbas]

You can't be rich, because I just broke the economy again. :c

I want a hedgehog.

 

[RedDeadFred]

You can't have a hedgehog because it may attack you in your sleep.

I want a taco.

 

[Barbas]

You can't have one, because our new Martian overlords see no reason for tacos and have banned them like they did square-dancing and The OC.

I want a New York cheesecake.

 

[Roxas1359]

You can't have one because you know you need to watch you're blood sugar. That and it's 3 in the morning.

I want Megaman Legends 3.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You can't have it because Capcom is too busy making the Fighting Game community go crazy again.

I want Star Citizen to be finished. :/

 

[Barbas]

You can't have that; we need more money for the facial animations and the hair on the fuzzy dice over the pilot's window.

I want a centaur.

 

[Malbourne]

You can't have one. For the last time, they don't exist. Why not look at the basilisks we still have in stock?

I want a skyscraper-sized birthday cake with bonfires for candles.

 

[Barbas]

You can't have one because the Air Force bombed it when they mistook it for a massive mobilization of enemy troops.

I want a jar of marmalade.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

War rations son, you can't have a jar. Just a spoonful.

I want Pizza.

 

[Barbas]

You cannot have that because nobody knows how to bake since the apocalypse.

I want rissoles.

 

[Twintix]

You can't have that because I don't know what that is.

I want a good sandwich.

 

[Barbas]

I ate all of those and crapped the remains into a gulley.

I want a 2x4 to the head.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*gives it to you*

I want money. :/

 

[Barbas]

I spent it all - mine and yours. :c

I want the moon!

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

I already gave it to your sister.

I want everything!