I want! I want!

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I want less beef products to be sold...

[sub]Moo! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9iIgQN5uZE][/sub]

 

[Barbas]

That would upset our tentacular overlords.

I want cheesy fries.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

This is Canada. The only stuff like that you'll get is poutine.

I want a car.

 

[Barbas]

Those were banned by the PM of Australia for being harmful to our children's health, so now nobody anywhere can have one.

I want a soft-boiled egg.

 

[Twintix]

You can't have one because all the ones I have are medium-bolied and I'm not going to boil more. We're out of eggs.

I want more time.

 

[Barbas]

The Time Lords are using it again, the selfish pricks. God I hate them.

I wish for a reign of light.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

No, its all mine! D:<

I want a beard.

 

[Barbas]

But you have no heeeeeaaaaad!

I want some ice cream.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't have any ice cream.

I want more Ripping Friends...

[sup]Anyone seeing a theme today?[/sup]

 

[Barbas]

You can't, because they've literally torn each other to pieces.

I want a snow blower.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

You can't, because it's Spring and the snow all melted.

I want a new kidney.

 

[tilmoph]

You can't have that, kidneys are rare and some kid needs it more.

I want Imperial Authority over the Earth and heavens.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Okay, you got it. Try to do better than folks up there and down here have done.t

I want turkey.

 

[Barbas]

You can't have it, because Greece accidentally bombed them all over a misunderstanding and scientists have refused to clone them because "they do fuck-all".

I want a shotgun!

 

[tilmoph]

You can't have it. You know what you did. We're not having another "incident".

I want a dreadnought!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

There are treaties in place since the last war, you can't make any. So there.

I want my gaming PC back! D:

 

[Barbas]

Sorry, but I appear to have flattened it with a half-track.

I want some peas, please.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You WANT SOME MORE?

I want mods to be easier to handle.

 

[Barbas]

I'm sorry, but I broke the Nexus Mod Manager. Nooo caaan dooooooo!

I want a toffee cookie.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Tough, I gave it to the great leader.

I wish for more education funding.