If Gordon Freeman could say one sentence, what would it be?

[Daedalus1942]

John Freeman! Over here!


This was based on a poorly-written fan fiction. And it's hilarious.

That.... was.... awful. Seriously... did anyone laugh even once? I watched it waiting for the funny, and it never came. Or maybe it's similar to apocalypse lane and game dogs. I don't understand how it's funny.

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

"I'm hungry."

 

[archrival1693]

jesusbmctittys

 

[teh_spartan]

Freeman being a mute is the only major flaw of those games. So probably something reflecting that.

i think its good that he dosnt talk. but i think he would say "I HATE THESE MOTHERFUCKING ZOMBIES" or "alix, lets get hitched"

he'd only get hitched for the honeymoon

i would only get hitched for the honeymoon alix is by far the hottest video game chick because shes believable hot

 

[Pain_Inflictor]

"Always bet on Duke."

 

[RockyBolbock]

"I'm actually a bearded Lady."

 

[DarkRyter]

"This shit be crazy."

 

[Shadowcat97]

"Does anyone have a sponge or a mop or something because my suit is COMPLETELY covered in blood, gore, and assorted alien fluids and its disgusting."
EDIT: or "I'm surprised that I haven't contracted some alien sickness and died yet because I have like 5 BILLION open wounds."

 

[gunningyoudown]

ARE YOU FUCKING ME?!?!?!?!

 

[Thediscoducky]

"Pants on the ground, pants on the ground..."
You know the rest.

 

[LiftYourSkinnyFists]

"I'm not even angry"

 

[Dr. Paine]

"How did i do this, I'm a Nuclear Physicist?"

"For the last time, I AM A THEORETICAL PHYSICIST. All I wanted to do was make those String theory nuts cry."

 

[Jonatron]

If Gordon could talk, would He tell you to come back to me?
If Gordon could talk, would He tell you it's all right, just leave?

 

[bladeofdarkness]

i'm the god damned freeman

 

[SonicKoala]

John Freeman! Over here!


This was based on a poorly-written fan fiction. And it's hilarious.

I literally had to pause the video because I couldn't breathe. Holy SHIT that was the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

 

[Ednoshoes]

"Hmmmm my Mouth is dry, am i still wearing the same pants? Man these itch, i should get that looked at. Is that scientist checking me out? how does he know my name... where do i live again?"

 

[Angryman101]

(After Blowing G-man's annoying, pasty head off with a shotgun): "Groovy." Then walks off.

 

[lwm3398]

Screw this, why not just let the marines take care of it?!

*Gordon drops gun, walks away*