Geekmaster K said:
John Freeman! Over here!
*snip*
Really? I laughed so hard the first time I couldn't even breath. I showed several people both intentionally and unintentionally who know nothing about video games and they had almost as big a laugh as I did. That's one of fanfiction and gaming's biggest viral videos.
Furburt said:
Onyx Oblivion said:
I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING COMBINE ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANET!
DOES ELI VANCE LOOK LIKE A *****? DOES HE LOOK... LIKE A *****? NO?
Then why did you penetrate him like a *****, combine?
OP: "I'm gay"
It would just come totally out of left field, and he'd never say anything again.
I like the way you two think. Since we're now on the subject...
Barney: Want some bullsquid?
Gordon: No man, I don't eat bullsquid.
Barney: Are you Jewish?
Gordon: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on slime, that's all.
Barney: Why not?
Gordon: Bullsquid are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Barney: Tentacle tastes gooood. Rump roast taste gooood.
Gordon: Hey, sewer headcrab may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy ************. Bullsquids sleep and root in dead bodies and shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Barney: How about a houndeye? Houndeyes eat its own feces and hump dead bodies.
Gordon: I don't eat houndeye either.
Barney: Yeah, but do you consider a houndeye to be a filthy animal?
Gordon: I wouldn't go so far as to call a houndeye filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a houndeye's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Barney: Ah, so by that rationale, if a bullsquid had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Gordon: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfuckin' squid. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?
Yeah...yeah. It's not one sentence. But I'm a rebel.
