If Gordon Freeman could say one sentence, what would it be?
- Thread starter thejdcole
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"Damn, Nigga, I finally get to talk, and my series be almost over?"
Sorry for the racism ( ) but it simply had to be that way.
Sorry for the racism ( ) but it simply had to be that way.
"Anyone else curious as to how it's physically possible that a scientist has a hgiher body count than any soldier alive?"
"HEY VORTIGAUNTS! THERE'S THIS OBNOXIOUS ARSE IN A SUIT THAT'S MAKING ME DO ALL THIS! RING ANY BELLS?"
I always facepalmed at the fact that Gordon was unable to tell anyone about the Gman. The Vorts obviously know about him, but Gordon can't query them about it.
Here's another.
"God damn, I survived an explosion that tore a hole in spacetime, I was put in stasis in a pocket dimension for 20 years, I survived another, huger explosion that destroyed a city as well as tearing a hole in spacetime, I've killed more zombies, aliens, and cybernetically enhanced soldiers than anyone could count in a lifetime, and I carried a garden gnome twenty miles and launched it into space. And I can still see through these glasses."
I always facepalmed at the fact that Gordon was unable to tell anyone about the Gman. The Vorts obviously know about him, but Gordon can't query them about it.
Here's another.
"God damn, I survived an explosion that tore a hole in spacetime, I was put in stasis in a pocket dimension for 20 years, I survived another, huger explosion that destroyed a city as well as tearing a hole in spacetime, I've killed more zombies, aliens, and cybernetically enhanced soldiers than anyone could count in a lifetime, and I carried a garden gnome twenty miles and launched it into space. And I can still see through these glasses."
"THAT'S IT, I QUIT! i was hired to perform experiments for the good of mankind AND THIS IS WHAT I get for trying to feed my family. GOD"
and that is what he would say
and that is what he would say
*cough*
Barney: You know I'm not really gonna get you that beer Gordan.
Gordan: So it was a lie?
Barney: Yup
Gordan: Huh
Gordan has just saved the world in some super special awesome epic final ending.
Barney: How about I buy you that beer Gordan?
Gordan: Screw you barney! *Flips off and walks away*
Barney: You know I'm not really gonna get you that beer Gordan.
Gordan: So it was a lie?
Barney: Yup
Gordan: Huh
Gordan has just saved the world in some super special awesome epic final ending.
Barney: How about I buy you that beer Gordan?
Gordan: Screw you barney! *Flips off and walks away*
Either have Mickey Rourke voicing him saying "I'm too old for this shit.", or have him say "Derpa derp derp."
