If Gordon Freeman could say one sentence, what would it be?

[Phantom9123]

"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble-gum."

Then he'd run out of words and be unable to finish the epic one-liner that is actually a two-liner.

"But I'm all outa gum"

 

[XIGBARx13]

Alyx: "That's, that's like a, a Zombine, right? Hehe, Zombine, get it?"

Gordon: "Zombine? Hm..... OH, I GET IT, HAHAHAHAHA.... just kidding, please stop talking. Seriously."

 

[Rekuiem]

"....I quit."

 

[Dr. Gorgenflex]

"WHY THE FUCK DO ALL THESE EVENTS REVOLVE AROUND ME, I MEAN COME ON, WHAT THE FUCK?"

 

[auronvi]

The G Man is finally cornered by Gordon and you slowly walk up to him. G Man goes into one of his rants talking to Gordon as the camera turns out of first person mode and looks at Gordons face and as he looks down at the G Man holding his trusty crowbar. The G Man finishes what he says to which Gordon replies...

"You talk too much."

Bam, crowbar to the face. Funny and badass all at the same time.

 

[Mcupobob]

"Can I get a word in edge wise ever now and again?" thats what I can imagine him saying.

 

[BrownGaijin]

"Wise choice" he said, "I'll see you up ahead" he said.

or...

Maybe taking up his offer was a bad idea after all.

 

[Virtual_Dom]

"I wish i had someone like Soap from Modern Warfare to help with these combine."

 

[azzurro27]

"I REALLY like this crowbar" *smile and nod*

 

[ccdistancerunner]

He'd say "No, fuck that... I'm not doing it!"

 

[Locko96]

"The combine must have a really creepy fetish with physics..."

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

I always privately laughed at the idea that he would make various wise ass cracks as he dispatched enemies. Seeing as he's a scientist and not simply a badass, I always imagined he would try and work physical principles into quips.

 

[vasudean]

"......I'm hungry."

That's what I would have him say.

 

[Saphire]

" *sigh* Another fucking see-saw puzzle, really Valve, this was the best you could come up with?"

 

[Caligulove]

"Golly, this elevator is slow..."

 

[bowserboy26578]

Damn it man I'm a doctor, not a physisist. Oh wait... I am.

 

[Littlee300]

I expect when he says something another character will say "Gordan, shut the fuck up, you talk way to much!"

 

[Pegghead]

"Holy shit I am a God that walks like a scientist!"