If Gordon Freeman could say one sentence, what would it be?

[Captain Schpack]

LEERRRROOOOOOOYYYY JeeeeeeenKiiiiNSSsssss

Yes!

or he'd say

[HEADING=1]"Once I've finally dealt with all these damn Combine, All their base will belong to meeeeeeeeee!"[/HEADING]

 

[Drundy]

Dont know if someone said it but anything that nuke dukem says like I GOT BALLS OF STEEL or MY GUNS BIGGER THEN YOURS.

 

[teh_spartan]

Freeman being a mute is the only major flaw of those games. So probably something reflecting that.

i think its good that he dosnt talk. but i think he would say "I HATE THESE MOTHERFUCKING ZOMBIES" or "alix, lets get hitched"

 

[Jaranja]

"You've got to be fucking kidding me."

 

[Dogstile]

Just about anything from freemans mind

 

[G1eet]

"Ohhh so this is what my voice sounds like.."

Probably followed by him frantically writing down that he shouldn't of wasted his one sentence on saying something so stupid.

For me, the laughter would multiply tenfold if he had an incredibly high pitched voice.

On topic... "Hey Alyx, there's Kiddy Land." *Wrong game, Gordon* "FFFUUUUUUUU-"

 

[Ruagh]

"I came, I saw, everyone's dead."

 

[Sable Gear]

"You guys haven't heard I thing I've said, have you?" or alternately "MY VOICE FALLS ON DEAF EARS!!" (love Freeman's Mind)

"Barney, stop hitting on my girlfriend."

or the predictable
"I'm in ur base killin ur dudes","All your base are belong to me" or something of that manner...

I bet he's secretly a hypnotist, and doesn't talk to avoid accidentally hypnotizing people...
"When I snap my fingers, you will squeal like a fangirl..."

 

[Donttazemehbro]

"Wow this is pathetic, i only say one line?"

 

[JakeNubbin]

"SHUT THE FUCK UP ALYX" or "What ever happened to half the aliens from my last trans dimensional planet alien apocalypse?" or maybe something like "as a scientist why was i required to do an ass ton of training with guns and not machinery and such" (it might seem like im nitpicking about half life but i love half life, as you can um see)

 

[RanD00M]

You're all a bunch of clot suckers.

Killing Floor reference.

 

[antigodoflife]

GET OFF MY FUCKING HEAD!!! AHHHHH!

 

[rebelscum]

The moment you finish episode 3, the first person view will shift to third person, Gordon will turn to the camera and say:
"Conglaturation! You're winner!"
Cue lots of angry letters to Valve.

 

[Killer Rabbit]

*Kicking a combine in the head*

"SCIENCE FUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK YYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!"

 

[The Unskilled78]

I need to kill fast and bullets too slow.
(or anything from Full Life Consequences)

 

[Geekmaster K]

John Freeman! Over here!


This was based on a poorly-written fan fiction. And it's hilarious.

 

[Daedalus1942]

Ok, so were all know Gordon Freeman is famous for being a hardcore, mute scientist with a shotgun. But if he could say one sentence (just one sentence in his whole life) what would it be?

And if this thread takes off and there are loads of pretty amusing comments, then i will take the top 5 quotes and make a poll so people can vote on it too!

I reckon "Word" or "Alyx, can't you take a hint? Not interested!"

 

[Poomanchu745]

COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!

Ya. he would pull out a arnold!