If The Escapist Was a High School...
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The forums have been a bit dull lately actually, what's up with that o.o.
Where would I go..HMM...I'd probably just be that kid that's always around and tries to be everyone's friend but never get's noticed WAH.
Haha blessme.
[sub]bloody hell I get excited whenever I get a message on here though. :'(.[/sub]
Where would I go..HMM...I'd probably just be that kid that's always around and tries to be everyone's friend but never get's noticed WAH.
Haha blessme.
[sub]bloody hell I get excited whenever I get a message on here though. :'(.[/sub]
I'll be the school computer hacker that has no tolerance for those jerk jocks. I really hate some of the jocks' guts sometimes...
I'd be that person off in the distance that people come to for advice but the rest of the time be by myself writing or sketching in a notebook. During field trips I'd wander off from the group to do my own thing. Bit of a trouble maker, I'm also the one that throws the wild parties on the weekends. No one suspects me 'cause I'm a "good kid".
Who are you again?Soviet Heavy said:
OT: I'd be that kid who talks to the nerds, is captain of the Debate Team, and has no friends outside of school. Also, gets sarcastic with the douchebags.
Captcha: Pick a real word
Choice: ertflityer
Totally legit.
You suck!BlueberryMUNCH said:
There, that's a little yellow 1 next to your mail icon.
[sub] I don't mean it, really. [/sub]
School Psychologist.
The unethical kind. The one that uses your emotional problems to feed his never-ending internal lust granted by your suffering. The one that screws with your life by taking advantage of your vulnerable position in order to feel "pretty".
The kind that invites your mother for a private discussion regarding "concerns" I have about you, only to skin your mother and chase you down the hallways in a makeshift skin-suit wearing the dress upside down, screaming at you "Don't be a bad girl Mary!"
SCHOOL ANNOUNCEMENT: "Monday is mandatory lobotomy day! All trol-...delinquent students report to the school basement"
The unethical kind. The one that uses your emotional problems to feed his never-ending internal lust granted by your suffering. The one that screws with your life by taking advantage of your vulnerable position in order to feel "pretty".
The kind that invites your mother for a private discussion regarding "concerns" I have about you, only to skin your mother and chase you down the hallways in a makeshift skin-suit wearing the dress upside down, screaming at you "Don't be a bad girl Mary!"
SCHOOL ANNOUNCEMENT: "Monday is mandatory lobotomy day! All trol-...delinquent students report to the school basement"
There are. I have a twin.AsurasEyes said:
... Honestly? After a couple years at the school they cut my hours and salary basically to force me out - some parents had issues with the attitude I took with handling kids which was basically the way most people were raised. Someone hurts themselves - they probably deserved it by being dumb, "tough" was my usual reply to tears. I told kids they weren't perfect, and let winners be winners and losers be losers. I made kids clean up after themselves, say please and thank you before I would help them, and told them off for being stupid. I would let them read things parents considered inappropriate because I knew the kids could handle it, because I knew the kids. I told children how disappointed and ashamed of them I was when they weren't behaving. And I yelled when they wouldn't listen, and insulted them right back.
... So, basically, I acted like the kind of parent every kid needs. The kids loved me - the parents... not so much.
What I am in real life - the bully.
...NAAAHHH!
A pretty normal guy that most people know for making humorous drawings (not anime, FTR) during class and inexplicably talking his way out of detention on a regular basis.
Despite my smooth-talking, I would not run for school office.
I would run cross-country. The end.
(Anyone else willing to join the team? C'mon. You know how much fun running is.)
...NAAAHHH!
A pretty normal guy that most people know for making humorous drawings (not anime, FTR) during class and inexplicably talking his way out of detention on a regular basis.
Despite my smooth-talking, I would not run for school office.
I would run cross-country. The end.
(Anyone else willing to join the team? C'mon. You know how much fun running is.)
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Since I'm in high school right now, I can tell you
I'd be the guy who keeps cracking jokes in class, but everyone laughs
If the Escapist had a swim team, I'd probably be captain of that too...
I'd be the guy who keeps cracking jokes in class, but everyone laughs
If the Escapist had a swim team, I'd probably be captain of that too...
I was in my school's football team, so I guess I would likely be a member of the Escapist err... Wild Cats. As long as I don't have to wear one of those jock jackets.Fappy said:
But more importantly who would be our rival school who we would have to beat in the big game?
Might just drop out, like I did, I mean, if my life was exactly the same as it was when I WAS in highschool.
If I had a life that didn't consist of living in an emotional warzone at home, and be in a haze of medication induced emotionally dead, insomnia ridden hell, maybe I'd have some fun, and be that crazy dude who'll do pretty much anything for kicks, on top of scoring way too high in sciences and maths for any reasonable explanation, (had to be pushed ahead in school due to homework noncompletence screwing me for 60% of my grade, but since I got a minimum of 80% on my exams, and in science and math was rating a 96-100% without ever doing homework.
To put it in realistic context, I think I turned in one assignment a year, maybe.
If I had a life that didn't consist of living in an emotional warzone at home, and be in a haze of medication induced emotionally dead, insomnia ridden hell, maybe I'd have some fun, and be that crazy dude who'll do pretty much anything for kicks, on top of scoring way too high in sciences and maths for any reasonable explanation, (had to be pushed ahead in school due to homework noncompletence screwing me for 60% of my grade, but since I got a minimum of 80% on my exams, and in science and math was rating a 96-100% without ever doing homework.
To put it in realistic context, I think I turned in one assignment a year, maybe.
I'd be the big angry looking kid in the back corner that rarely speaks to anyone cept the person next to them. But when time for debate or story time comes up I'd do nothing but crack jokes, drip sarcasm and get A's on my assignments.
Just like normal high school
Just like normal high school
God I wish you were my mom, friend, or significant other (not to be creepyIndomitableSam said:
)... More people these days need a serious injection of the backbone you seem to have an abundance of. Your kids (if you have any) would probably turn out pretty damn good barring extraordinary circumstances.