If you could break any law without legal repercussions, what would you do?

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Pills_Here

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Melt down currency (coins, specifically) and sell it for the mineral value, which currently is a crime. Not an especially lucrative one but if you put all your money into nickels you can turn a profit.
 

MammothBlade

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000Ronald said:
Keoul said:
I think most of us would do murder.
Just a guess though, It would indeed be tempting but I'd probably just be an arson and burn something, or someone >>
Oh, bullshit. Wanting to kill someone is not a natural inclination. Sure, yelling and shouting can be cathartic, but you can't draw a line, your common sense and will to live will do it for you.

And it makes me both happy and a little sad to know I can't be the first person to say "smoke weed" on the thread. Although it makes me more sad to know the first person up said arson and murder. What the crap?
Perhaps humans are just civilised beasts, one mental breakdown away from losing all "humanity".

Whether or not people would actually try to do it... there are moral or ethical constraints as well as the laws of society. Truth be told, there is the temptation to kill countless people I dislike so I don't have to live with them anymore and take sadistic joy in being finally free of them... or for twisted human experimentation unbound by ethics. That could be fun. Yet those are selfish, cruel desires which should not be acted upon even if there is no written law against it - it's wrong to have pleasure at the expense of innocent peoples' lives and wellbeing. Though check back with me when my bipolar morality does a complete 180 and I arbitrarily decide selfish and cruel things are ok after all.
 

Ljs1121

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I guess jaywalking.

I'd never want to do anything that could bring harm to another person, so that's most of them gone. Plus, it'd be pretty convenient to not have to wait three hours to cross at an intersection.

Maybe I'm just really impatient.
 

joshuaayt

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I dunno, guy, I tend to agree with most laws- that is to say, I don't abide by them because I'm obliged to, I abide by them because I really don't want to murder bums in alleys.

Oh, I know- I'd not pay for shit all over the place. When I get the bill at a restaurant? I'd just roll on out of there. Need a ticket for a train? I'll just ignore the railcoppers.

Honestly, if we're talking diplomatic immunity, that's probably pretty much how it goes for those ultra important people anyway. Who's gonna ask Lord Foreign Continent to pay for French Fries?
 

game-lover

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Stealing. Robbery. That type of deal.

I would take everything. Well, almost. Mostly merchandise. And money. Always the money.

And the not paying for stuff someone else mentioned. Getting free meals in restaurants or strolling right into concerts and movie theaters. Amusement parks. The zoo. All of that.
 

CrazyGirl17

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Let's just say there are a few people I think the world would be better off without... (Cracks knuckles)
 

Alex Cowan

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I'd explore places - things normally off-limits, like parliament buildings, service tunnels. All the cool places that you know exist but aren't allowed to go to.
 

Deu Sex

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Step 1: Get as many cocaine blocks as I can get my hands on.
Step 2: Form a four-sided wall made of stacked cocaine blocks
Step 3: Get as much weed as I can get my hands on.
Step 4: Pile it all up inside the cocaine square.
Step 5: PARTYHARDPARTYHARDPARTYHARD
 

bigfatcarp93

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There's an old, ah, "friend" of mine whom I haven't seen in a long time, and the last time we met, he almost completely ruined my life and was responsible for me living on the street for three weeks. I was ten.

Break one law? Find my old friend, kidnap him, and torture him until he dies.
 

pandorum

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Considering most have chosen murder I'll just take all the murdered peoples money and start buying governments.
 

Vegosiux

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I'd plant evidence to convict those who consider themselves above the law.

Captcha: Foregone conclusion. Uhhhh, creeeeepy.
 

Keoul

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Assassin Xaero said:
So you should take someones life away and/or destroy their property just because you can?

I'd go buy a Spectre M4 and put a vertical grip and a stock on it, and buy a P90. Having to wait the insane amount of time for those tax stamps to make them "legal" is ridiculous.
Once just once you could break the law, I'm not saying I'll go out tomorrow and go murder some chap but If I was to break the law I may as well do something big, I'm not going to waste the get out of jail free card on something small like pirating music or something.
 

IamLEAM1983

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webepoop said:
I'd break the laws of physics.
Oh, come now. Try for something a little more profitable, the first time around. Telomeres breaking down? Screw that noise. I'm cancelling genetic senescence for myself and turning into the first immortal man.

At least until my cellular growth goes out of control and I turn into the first sentient and walking tumour on two legs.
 

soren7550

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Well, not sure exactly what law(s), if any I'd be breaking, but I'd stick my mother into the same mental ward she threw me into because she wanted to be rid of me. Wouldn't let her out though. Keep her in there to make sure she goes mental from being in there. Let her get the same nightmares and panics that I got as a result of being there.