Japan so I can make Code Geass a real thing (well ok I'm not from the US since in that anime setting, Britannia hail from the US)! Now making the whole Geass into reality is a different matter.
If you could conquer one country, which would it be?
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...I'm sorry, what was that?Imp Emissary said:I second this. England's a nice place, *SNIP*Colour Scientist said:England.
Just as payback.
Have a taste of your own medicine, you fuckers.
You do realise that the entire reason we went round taking other peoples countries is that ours is so horrible right? Well, that and to get one over on the French.
OT. Russia, for the bragging rights.
Imp Emissary said:
Oh I'd get rid of the Murdochs, I'd be running the show, mostly to convince the extreme conservatives that they have a voice, when I'm really boxing them off in the deep south.
Piers Morgan would be just the beginning, I'd make a massive move against Reality TV and most entertainment corporations (especially the film lobbies and corporate music labels). What better way to solidify my image as a noble dignitary than wiping out most of the problems of modern entertainment in one swoop?
The US. I've always wanted to apply a handful of theories to the Americans. Plus, once I control the US military, who's going stop me as I eye Canada and the rest of the Americas?
I'm not, it would mostly be for the lolz.Ninjamedic said:
The Vatican would be good too.
Can you imagine me in charge of The Vatican?
GRANT ME DEUS VULT. CALL FOR A CRUSADE AGAINST THE WESTBORO BAPTISTS!!Colour Scientist said:
GLORIOUS COLOUR-POPE!!
I like Colour-Pope.Ninjamedic said:
If I'm Pope, can I still be Supreme Feminist Overlord?
Supreme Feminist Colour-Pope.
Or is that too much?
Crusade? That sounds like work, would I have to do anything?
Whoa! xD Why so self deprecating?Zykon TheLich said:...I'm sorry, what was that?Imp Emissary said:I second this. England's a nice place, *SNIP*Colour Scientist said:England.
Just as payback.
Have a taste of your own medicine, you fuckers.
You do realise that the entire reason we went round taking other peoples countries is that ours is so horrible right? Well, that and to get one over on the French.
OT. Russia, for the bragging rights.
Also, I just said it was a nice place. I didn't say we all wanted to live there. ;p
Nah, but we all have our issues. No where is perfect.
SkarKrow said:Pl0x. Fite me!Colour Scientist said:Excuse me?Imp Emissary said:
Hell no, I got there first, their arses are mine.
Mortal Kombat!TizzytheTormentor said:As a fellow Irish citizen, I agree with this!Colour Scientist said:England.
Just as payback.
Have a taste of your own medicine, you fuckers.
Down with the limey's!
SkarKrow said:
PARTY!
[your video has embedding disable]TizzytheTormentor said:
GAME ON!
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Absolutely 100% the US and A. They've got some cracking scenery, loads of great land and some decent roller coasters; although I don't need any of those reasons: I'd do it simply for the lulz in proving all those nutjob crackpot military fantasists (I'm looking at you, Activision, Treyarch, Digital Illusions) right.
After I've had my fun I could set about correcting your cuisine and popular culture.
[sub]Teoes
Mr. Wenus Minion[/sub]
After I've had my fun I could set about correcting your cuisine and popular culture.
[sub]Teoes
Mr. Wenus Minion[/sub]
Sexists see you Pope-in',Colour Scientist said:I like Colour-Pope.
If I'm Pope, can I still be Supreme Feminist Overlord?
Supreme Feminist Colour-Pope.
Or is that too much?
They hatin'...
Wait, does that mean you could create the White Knights Templar?
PERMIT ME TO DESTROY MY- I MEAN YOUR ENEMIES!!
Imp Emissary said:
NOW STAND FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.SkarKrow said:
Destroy us?Ninjamedic said:Sexists see you Pope-in',Colour Scientist said:I like Colour-Pope.
If I'm Pope, can I still be Supreme Feminist Overlord?
Supreme Feminist Colour-Pope.
Or is that too much?
They hatin'...
Wait, does that mean you could create the White Knights Templar?
PERMIT ME TO DESTROY MY- I MEAN YOUR ENEMIES!!
Imp Emissary said:NOW STAND FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.SkarKrow said:
Please.
For a start you'd have to get past the henchmen!
Your melee attack is useless against my mighty rubber body! thats what you get for being a wizard rather than a pirate!TizzytheTormentor said:
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Well, I presume you have a time machine too then ;-)Not G. Ivingname said:
The rules didn't say anything about conquering nations that just happen to not exist anymore.
OT: In light of the Irish plans on this thread of conquering Britain, it's clear my back-up plan after 'Murica will be Ireland purely out of spite. You guys want to reunite with Northern Ireland, sure go ahead... as part of the United Kingdom again >:-D
I didn't, the formatting put it there for some reason?TizzytheTormentor said:Why you put my battle music in your post?SkarKrow said:
I see you can withstand melee, but can you withstand...
[HEADING=2]FIIIIIIIIIRE!!![/HEADING]
***** I can punch your fiery guts out!
Screw da rulez!
Like you have the strength to do that, poxy cat!TizzytheTormentor said:
Edit: Fuck off with your
bollocks.
Actually, I didn't mean to challenge you, but now you have challenged me, so I must now take you down if you persist.TizzytheTormentor said:Imp no! Do not make me topple you as well!Imp Emissary said:Mortal Kombat!
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PARTY!
But if we must...
If you dare...
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I'm thinking Saudi Arabia or some other oil rich nation.
The plan would be:
Invade
On my victory, announce to the world in a press conference "games over losers, I have all the oil"
Cease exports of oil and watch the havoc commence.
The plan would be:
Invade
On my victory, announce to the world in a press conference "games over losers, I have all the oil"
Cease exports of oil and watch the havoc commence.
TizzytheTormentor said:
Boring!
There are two things we can do.
We can fight to the death, wasting years, and the lives of countless others.
Or.
We can team up and take as many countries as we can, while wasting the lives of many others! [sub]Or we can let them live. I don't "need" to waste them.[/sub]
xD So, what's it gonna be, buddy?