If you could fill a swimming pool with anything but water...

[hazabaza1]

£100 notes.
Then take them all and buy a bunch of cool shit.

£500 notes

Then take them all and buy a bunch 5x the size of cool shit!

I'm only finding 500 euro notes, didn't know they had £500 notes.
And if they don't, then 500 euro notes, because I'm pretty sure 500 euros is worth more than £100.

yeah they're nicknamed "Osamas" in the UK, because 98% of them in circulation are held by criminals, they're impossible to find amongst the law-abiding-citizens. They can put huge sums of money in a fag box, they can hide it better. If you try to use one they recoil in horror, to the point where criminals just use it to trade amongst each other.

I think they stopped printing them, actually, since there was no legitimate need to carry £100,000 in your back pocket.

Well, that makes it sound like an awful idea.
I'll stick to my 500 euro notes, thanks.

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

Hot, naked women.

Standing straight up, of course. No need to suffocate them.

Ah good, I was concerned about mentioning naked people, for the fear that people would envision them suffocating. Well thought out.

Yeah, I'm gonna go with an equal number of men and women, all attractive, all naked, and all ready to party. ^^

 

[placebodreams]

Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum. I'd replace my blood with that stuff if it could carry oxygen and I wouldn't be permanently hungover.

 

[Biosophilogical]

Fill it with money.
Use the money to buy a real pool.

Fill it with shrink-rayed possessions that you want (think a house full of money, furniture, videogames, etc) and a reversible shrink ray. I now have lots of money, everything I currently want to spend the money on, and a shrink/enlargement ray.

 

[Anchupom]

A solid water-looking substance. Then put a big diving board up, then open up shop.

*Wheeee splat*

 

[ObsessiveSketch]

AIDS
http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/8/82/PoolsClosed.jpg

 

[Alade]

Cooked Scampi tail meat, same taste and no effort to pull out the meat from the tail? Yes please.

 

[Baneat]

£100 notes.
Then take them all and buy a bunch of cool shit.

£500 notes

Then take them all and buy a bunch 5x the size of cool shit!

I'm only finding 500 euro notes, didn't know they had £500 notes.
And if they don't, then 500 euro notes, because I'm pretty sure 500 euros is worth more than £100.

yeah they're nicknamed "Osamas" in the UK, because 98% of them in circulation are held by criminals, they're impossible to find amongst the law-abiding-citizens. They can put huge sums of money in a fag box, they can hide it better. If you try to use one they recoil in horror, to the point where criminals just use it to trade amongst each other.

I think they stopped printing them, actually, since there was no legitimate need to carry £100,000 in your back pocket.

Well, that makes it sound like an awful idea.
I'll stick to my 500 euro notes, thanks.

Billion dollar cheques! from the US government

 

[Rattler5150]

platinum coins,,, pure profit

 

[hazabaza1]

£100 notes.
Then take them all and buy a bunch of cool shit.

£500 notes

Then take them all and buy a bunch 5x the size of cool shit!

I'm only finding 500 euro notes, didn't know they had £500 notes.
And if they don't, then 500 euro notes, because I'm pretty sure 500 euros is worth more than £100.

yeah they're nicknamed "Osamas" in the UK, because 98% of them in circulation are held by criminals, they're impossible to find amongst the law-abiding-citizens. They can put huge sums of money in a fag box, they can hide it better. If you try to use one they recoil in horror, to the point where criminals just use it to trade amongst each other.

I think they stopped printing them, actually, since there was no legitimate need to carry £100,000 in your back pocket.

Well, that makes it sound like an awful idea.
I'll stick to my 500 euro notes, thanks.

Billion dollar cheques! from the US government

Yeah, that'd work. A lot simpler.
Though we'd have to take our time, fucking up the economy and that.

 

[teebeeohh]

dead pony carcasses
of beer

 

[Jake0fTrades]

Broken Glass. Maybe then the neighbor kids will stop breakin' in and usin' it!

 

[jhlip]

Jack and Coke...........drinking and swimming.....................a wonderful way to die.

 

[Snake Plissken]

Westvleteren 12. It'd be the most sought-after pool in the beer geek community.

 

[Knife-28]

What I would put in it is a swimming pool with a swimming pool inside a swimming pool that's inside a swimming pool.

 

[zombieeater6000]

whiskey i might drown but at least i'd be happy

 

[EvilPicnic]

This:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2XQ97XHjVw

 

[mikespoff]

Corn starch+water mixture. Then I could run across it.

Awesomeness. Non-Newtonian fluids FTW.

 

[EvilPicnic]

£100 notes.
Then take them all and buy a bunch of cool shit.

£500 notes

Then take them all and buy a bunch 5x the size of cool shit!

I'm only finding 500 euro notes, didn't know they had £500 notes.
And if they don't, then 500 euro notes, because I'm pretty sure 500 euros is worth more than £100.

yeah they're nicknamed "Osamas" in the UK, because 98% of them in circulation are held by criminals, they're impossible to find amongst the law-abiding-citizens. They can put huge sums of money in a fag box, they can hide it better. If you try to use one they recoil in horror, to the point where criminals just use it to trade amongst each other.

I think they stopped printing them, actually, since there was no legitimate need to carry £100,000 in your back pocket.

Well, that makes it sound like an awful idea.
I'll stick to my 500 euro notes, thanks.

There are no £500 notes, and never have been. You're getting confused with 500 Euro notes, dude, sorry. There have been some specially produced £1 million notes for banking purposes though...

 

[Abbyrose07]

packing peanuts...