If you could give advice to your 14 year old self...

[Foolish Mortal]

'Get a damn haircut, you bastard. You look much better with medium-length hair. People only tell you that it looks good because it defies the mainstream. They are liars and charalatans. The mainstream is great, and all the kids you think are 'so rebel cool' are obnoxious, dull as ditchwater and so stupid that they're barely sentient. Talk to that huddle of people over there. Yes, that huddle. They're attractive and they have opinions on things that matter and they don't listen to My Chemical Romance.'

Actually, I'm following this adive right now. Heh. Still good advice.

 

[Random Argument Man]

Stand up for youself and hit the gym. Also, cut down on the video games. One more thing, don't date a girl after a one night.

 

[revolverwolf]

As the exact opposite to most of these I'd say "Grow your hair longer. Do you know how stupid you look with short hair?" And "Listen to more 80's music. You'll learn to like it yet."

But the most important one. "Go talk to that girl. Go on. You'll regret it if you don't."

I wonder what would have happened if I'd listened to my advice... I'd probably be a screw-up. But hey, what are ya gonna do?

 

[speedcoreXdandy]

Lots of lottery numbers and nothing else. Why would I care about making myself a better person when I could make myself a richer person!

OK maybe one thing, stop reading the NME, that shit is poisoning your brain.

 

[MirrorMonkey]

id tell my self the Mega Lotto Numbers as an advice

 

[b100draven]

give up now saves u wanting to do it later on in life

 

[samsprinkle]

I'm just going to turn 15 in a month...I was a bit of an idiot this year, got introduced to getting high...I'd tell myself to not get so upset when girls break up with me...It's no biggy.

 

[Baonec]

Stay away from her! Oh dear god stay away from her!... other than that i'd give myself the lottery numbers for a modest amount so i'd be able to ride out the up and coming recession.

 

[dazdex]

"High-five!"

 

[DarkRyter]

In 7 years, you're gonna get really drunk in at a party, and you're gonna start thinking that Leah is really pretty, and she is, I'll give you that, but you're just gonna open a whole can of worms.

 

[Kevvers]

Preparation: First I would make sure I had a bit of stubbly growth going, then I would gargle with salt water until my throat was raw then smoke about 3 packets of cigarettes. Then I would buy a trench coat and a bottle of whisky and pour half of it over said coat.
I would say in my gravelliest coolest voice ever: "Hey, Kid. I gotta talk to ya. No come back here... Listen to me, listen. Remember that time when . Yeah I remember, cos I'm you, from the future.. Listen to me, kid I got some important advice while there's still time. This is your second chance kid! Stay in school, stick with the studies. Forget those losers... forget all of em! You're tough, kid, you don't need 'em. Kid, one more thing, tell your mother .... you love her". I'd say that last bit while tearing up to make it seem like some tragedy had happened.
This is basically what I did anyway, but I would have no regrets!
Provided I don't create some self-fulfilling prophesy anyway..

 

[gtchamp7]

I would have told myself "Don't Worry, Be Happy"

Since (brutally obvious reason) I worried way too fucking much. I was a paronoid little shit.

 

[Jack Spencer Jr]

http://www.imagepoop.com/image/1966/Rippy-The-Razor-Says.html

 

[Aschenkatza]

Get highlights, buy better clothes, and get a boyfriend you loner... Oh and go to that Christmas pageant and beat up that one chick. You might regret it, but you'll feel soooo much better.

 

[Pheel0]

I'd say :
"Stop being f*ing lazy, and start doing some serious work, 'cause you'll end up being not educated enough, like I am now !".
I'd like to say that I'm, like, 16 now , but still, if I had learned more earlier it would've helped me now. A bit. But, no use saying that, I'm still a lazy ass.

 

[MurderousToaster]

"Hey, you should soooo set that car on fire."

 

[minoes]

"Don´t read Eufemia". Enrique Serna will mess up your life pretty bad.

 

[sirsolo]

I'd educate myself more about girls since I had that one relationship since then that I'd rather have avoided...

Sums it up quite nicely! That and just.. everything. (Start life guarding courses now! and you'll have a job at 16! *smack*)

 

[DoomyMcDoom]

I would tell myself to stop taking the drugs i was prescribed they just ended up killing alot of the emotions i liked to feel to the point where i feel dead even when i'm happy.

also just try not to try... cuz when you try too hard and fail it sets you back, and that luck is usually the bad kind for people like me, so it's generally a good idea to stay away from situations with a less than 60% chance of success...

oh and don't drop outa school because it really sucks being that guy with "no education" cuz it doesn't matter what you know if you don't have a little sheet of paper to prove you do.

yeah that's about it

 

[Tartarga]

do NOT touch the radiator!
seriously it burns