"Start taking martial arts, specifically Kickboxing. Your fighting skills will be your main source of awesome when you're older."
"Don't be afraid to beat the shit out of people who start shit with you. You're not gonna get arrested for it, or charged with assault, or any shit like that. Maybe just a minor suspension from school."
"Don't bother trying out for Rugby. Decent workout, but you spend way too much time waiting around for other people to do drills before it's your turn."
"By the time you are 18, you will walk extremely fast because of how often you walk. Instead, Go running every day, so that you can put that one fast running guy to shame."
"Get a job. Stop worrying that you won't be able to get your homework done if you don't get a job. Money is more important than marks."
"Learn to make omelettes. They are awesome. Drink more V8, eat more bananas, and ceasar salad is pretty damn good."
"The phrase "I'd like to take you out to lunch sometime" will come in handy when conversing with the womenfolk."
"Shave your facial hair as often as possible, for each time you shave it, it shall grow back more powerful than you can ever imagine.....which is what you want."
