If you could have one Pokemon in real life..

[CoverYourHead]

Blaziken. It's a bird that fights... and is on fire.

You do the math.

Ah, man I forgot about Blaziken(with the voice of Dan Green)!

Oh Dan Green... is there anything that man can't do?

 

[Beastialman]

Something that was big and could fly. (Pigeot, Dragonite, Charizard, etc.)

 

[SgtSkullfuck]

azumarril

its a mouse that bounces on a ball all day long
who dosent want that

 

[Da Joz]

Blaziken. It's a bird that fights... and is on fire.

You do the math.

What about Moltres?

 

[Abbyrose07]

Vulpix or Ninetails just they're so cute...

 

[ddq5]

Magikarp.
Don't judge me.

 

[Rathy]

Mareep would be pretty awesome. Electric sheep is win. As would a Flareon, as they are way too cute. And they breath fire.

 

[GameOverGoblin]

Rayquaza.

'Nuff said.

 

[Ponch]

Blaziken. It's a bird that fights... and is on fire.

You do the math.

Ah, man I forgot about Blaziken(with the voice of Dan Green)!

Oh Dan Green... is there anything that man can't do?

Amazingly... NO. He could even succeed at not being Dan Green.

 

[CoverYourHead]

Blaziken. It's a bird that fights... and is on fire.

You do the math.

What about Moltres?

I'm going to have a giant flying bird then I'm going to ride on it's back, with Moltres I'd get caught on fire.

I'd rather not get caught on fire.

 

[Jammerz]

Gotta be Totodile cos' he's my favourite or Nidoking cos' he's BADASS!

 

[Joshimodo]

Well, Arceus would be a wise choice since he can just spawn any other Pokémon...Technically the same goes for Ditto.


I'd have to have either Dialga, Scizor or Mewtwo. First two for looks and awesomeness, third for sheer power.

Dialga can travel through time, not to mention control time. Also, it's big, looks awesome, and is powerful.

Scizor is human-sized, looks cool, and is pretty strong. Plus, it can fly to a certain extent.

Mewtwo can fly, is human-sized, and is basically the most powerful thing bar the non-God Pokémon (Arceus, Giratina, Palkia, Dialga).



EDIT: Also, I laugh at the noobs who would choose Charizard.

 

[madcap2112]

Dragonite. Friggin' Dragon ftw.

I'd have to go with this. A friggin' dragon that can fly me anywhere FTW.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Charmander...he's always been my favorite ever since the game came out. He's just so cool.

 

[sizzle949]

Entei. I'd ride him around town and try to pick up girls on him while burning those who reject me.

 

[Greeboz]

In terms of fucking things up, Marowak. it can have over 550 attack with thick club yadda yadda yadda pokemon nerd crap yadda.

In terms of a pet however, Meganium. I want my pet to be as adorable as possible while still being my epic mount.

 

[Jark212]

Sandslash, oh the adventures we'd have...

Spoiler

 

[rosenhacker]

Gotta say Typhlosion.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

Houndoom... Hell hound ftw!

 

[foxtrot3100]

dude i totally want a Chiaotzu. Their self destruct move is the bomb

Ditto duh then I could have any pokemon I wanted

True, but only when it is in the presence of the pokemon u want it to turn into