I want to tie otis to a chair with a phone strapped to his head, ring it and call him rude as he's being devoured balls first by ravenous zombies.pvtchunders said:
If you could kill off any side character from a videogame
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The COD4 russian guy...
Headquarters located!
Take no prisoners comrades!
We have been defeated comrades!
SHUT THE FUCK UP COMRADE!!!
Headquarters located!
Take no prisoners comrades!
We have been defeated comrades!
SHUT THE FUCK UP COMRADE!!!
Otis:
"don't hang up on me like that...its rude"
Words cant describe how much pain you caused me Otis.
Also I really really wanted to, at least disembowel, those avatars in that dumbed down Civ:Rev game. They pop-up like every 2 seconds yell some garbled sound and take up like half the screen. Then you have to select their dialogue box, close it, then select the game. After that happens about 50 times it infuriates to the point of madness.
"don't hang up on me like that...its rude"
Words cant describe how much pain you caused me Otis.
Also I really really wanted to, at least disembowel, those avatars in that dumbed down Civ:Rev game. They pop-up like every 2 seconds yell some garbled sound and take up like half the screen. Then you have to select their dialogue box, close it, then select the game. After that happens about 50 times it infuriates to the point of madness.
hehe, still, being the announcer in CoD4 must be pretty boring, but at least it's an easy job.miracleofsound said:
oh and, Alyx Vance; Never liked her, always wanted to put her in the trunk (too bad that damn car didn't have one). Hell, even the Vortigaunts were less annoying. "Freeeeeemaaaaan!"
I like what you did there so I went back and made it nice like you did.cainx10a said:hehe, still, being the announcer in CoD4 must be pretty boring, but at least it's an easy job.miracleofsound said:
oh and, Alyx. Never liked here, always wanted to put her in the trunk (too bad that damn car didn't have one). Hell, even the Vortigaunts were less annoying. "Freeeeeemaaaaan!"
I nominate Mimir from Too Human. There's just something grating about hearing "Nothing of impor detected!" only to realize it was all a trance. I was like "Oh hell no..."
Surprisingly though, I have a soft spot for Ashley from RE4. Like Yahtzee said, you can hide her in a bin for half the game and for the love of Christ she never tried to be useful. And she knew when to duck if you were aiming at her.
Surprisingly though, I have a soft spot for Ashley from RE4. Like Yahtzee said, you can hide her in a bin for half the game and for the love of Christ she never tried to be useful. And she knew when to duck if you were aiming at her.
Ok, I've got to ask. What game is Otis from? He's the only character that's been mentioned like 8 times without anyone giving a game.
Brucie.
and while we are killing off GTA 4 characters, how about everyone from that horrid game.
and while we are killing off GTA 4 characters, how about everyone from that horrid game.
I bet it's one of your "silly" answers, but why Fargoth? I thought he was hilarious. He's the village idiot, and everyone picks on him like a scapegoat. If you kill him, Seyda Neen wouldn't be the same. After all, if it wasn't for him, you wouldn't get your starter magic healing item.SimuLord said:
I laughed when I saw that one guy's avatar on here that shows some one running up and punching Fargoth in the face. Sorry to whoever you are that I can't remember your name.
Edit: I think Navi will go down in history as the most executable side kick ever. She didn't bother me too much the first time playing, but she would just pop up every 5 minutes you weren't working on the main quest. WTF. I just recently finished playing OoT again, and I was shocked at how fast the day/night cycle is. I bet (because I never timed it) that she is programed to ping you every day that elapses without you touching the main quest. With how short days are in the game, it seems like she never leaves you alone. Top that off with her yelling every time you target an enemy so you can bring up the optional tips on it, and you get the most obnoxious side kick ever.
As much as I didn't care for Majora's Mask, I really liked Tatl. Her chime was kinda soothing, if anything, and her dialogue had a lot of pep to add to her personality. Navi was a damp rag in comparison. It really makes me wonder why Link felt he needed to find her.