If you could kill off any side character from a videogame

blackcherry

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Everyone outside of the main team and general pepper in starfox. Prince Tricky, the annoying sod.
 

Therumancer

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I can generally deal with annoying personalities, and some bad voice acting. Even repetitive dialogue is tolerable for me.

I am mostly irritated by companions with bad AI that become an integral part of the gameplay mechanics. Sheva from Residnet Evil 5 is an obvious example, BUT this also goes for like 99% of the "escort" missions in various games, where your not only trying to fight the bad guys, but basically acting as suicide watch on lemmings during drowning season. :p

There aren't many video game companions I'd want to KILL per se, in most cases it seems the companions weren't bad ideas, just designed badly. I mean even Otis (of Dead Rising Fame) was the result of some poorly conceived game design desicians.

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DROPDEADNAKED

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Dom from GOW2. Your wife is dead... shut up.. there's more important things!!! Stop your goddam crying!!!

Adoring Fan from Oblivion. (I did kill him... multiple times)
 

Glerken

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Flying-Emu said:
Glerken said:
Genis in Tales of Symphonia. Never liked him. Never will.
OHMYGOD YES

That whiny little bastard. Every time I heard his voice actor I died a little inside.

The only good part about TOS:DotNW was that Genis got a halfway decent voice actor.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who was severely disappointed by the tales of symphonia sequel. It deserved a better one.

But they made up having Genis being halfway decent by making Emil's voice that of a squeaky twelve year old and his character unlikeable.

Oh, and in case you were wondering, Genis was voiced by a girl. Which didn't quite make sense to me.
 

Nurb

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Any snarky, overly busty chick, that is suppost to be my character's love interst... because they're annoying and pointless attempt to lure nerds with with teetees. DIE *****.
 

Captain Blackout

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Apparently I'm the only one who likes Navi. I think I'll build Navi a little hut to hide in from all of you. Of course at that point you won't have to listen to the little fairy anymore.

Dear Escapists forgive me. I swear I'm not racist. Louis, however, needs to f'ing die. It's bad enough he has to run across my line of fire 18 times a minute but did he have to fucking prematurely ignite the tank traps we set?? The only use this tool has is as bait!!!
 

RapidCrash

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"Stop right there criminal scum"

I have a very hard time trying to NOT kill every damn guard in the entire world of oblivion whenever I play.
 

Vegeta187x

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Amethyst Wind said:
Garrus, whining little daddy's boy that he is. He turned down probably the best and most enjoyable job in the galaxy because his dad said no?!? When are they gonna drop huh Garrus?

WHEN ARE THEY GONNA DROP???
Hahaha. I hated Garrus so much, which sucked because he was one of the better characters to have in your party.

SimuLord said:
- Fargoth from Morrowind
One of the first things I did every time I started a new Morrowind game was shank Fargoth. The course of events was steal everything I could carry in the opening area, sell it all to the trader in the town, do the Fargoth quest, give back the items back to Hrisskar, then stab Fargoth dead.


My main pick would be Yuuka from Persona 3. She might not have been so bad, but she's your battle correspondent, meaning that she spends the entire fight SHRIEKING in your ****ing ear about crap that you knew after the third battle of the game. At least Rise sounded hot and was bearable, but Yuuka sounds like a breathy, pre-teen boy who's counting the days till he grows his first chest hair. Every time I have to analyze a monster, my goal is to view its stats and exit the menu before she starts to spout off her random, nonsensical bull****.
 

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Zetona said:
Since no one has mentioned Rico from Killzone 2 yet, I nominate him.
I'd say pretty much all the characters from Killzone 2, except for Visari. Funnily enough, he was the only one I liked and he only appears like 3 times.
 

SimuLord

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jaycipia said:
either princess peach or bowser because on one the dumb ***** wont stop getting "kidnapped" (she likes the bad boys) and with bowser he is the worst villain because he cant guard a ditsy bimbo from an overwight itallian midget
Not only can't he protect her from the fat midget, he can't protect her from his lanky, awkward, too tall for his weight brother either.

As a side thought, I think Luigi and Senor Cardgage from Homestar Runner have the same body type. It takes "pear shaped" to its unfortunate extreme in each case.
 
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ScottLillie said:
Brucie.
and while we are killing off GTA 4 characters, how about everyone from that horrid game.
You're obviously not alpha enough.

However Roman can die a horrible, flaming death!

*ring ring*

"Hey cousin, how are you doing?"

"Not so good actually. I have six cop cars on my arse, a chopper trying to land on my roof and I'm headed sideways toward the bay and a watery grave..."

"So.. do you want to take me out bowling"

"FOR FUCK SAKE..."
 

Twilight_guy

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A lot of people from fallout 3. I have the bad feeling that the guys who made that game actually thought that some of them were likable but most were distasteful at best. The only people I liked were Three dog, an old lady in Megaton and some Brotherhood of Steel members, the rest can die out in that wasteland for all I care.
 

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RapidCrash said:
"Stop right there criminal scum"

I have a very hard time trying to NOT kill every damn guard in the entire world of oblivion whenever I play.
Hehehehe...
Yesterday on Oblivion, I racked up a bounty of over 400k on my level 43 account. So far, I've killed 1337 creatures, and I have 53 more kills to go before I've killed 666 humans.
 

Kiytan

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otis. Why couldn't he have died, and been replaced by one of the other guys at the start (like the scout kid ><)

Zombies must be really attracted to phones, becuase every time he rang, a huge wave of zombies appeared.
 

Trivun

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Donald Duck in Kingdom Hearts and Kingdom Hearts 2. Goofy's alright I suppose, but Donald? KILL THE WHINY SON OF A *****! Ahem.

Plus, The Monitor, 343 Guilty Spark, in Halo. Oh, wait...
 

Kirra

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Roman from GTA IV. Thankfully he died near the end so i was happy.