If you could pick anyone from history to fight, who would it be?
- Thread starter cdstephens
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Tyler Durden? Oh, wait.
Since we're all fat pathetic internet nerds that would lose a fight to even the most disabled, mentally challenged person that we could pick a fight with, then I'd do something interesting instead: Fight a zombie. End up getting devoured and starting the zombie apocalypse, it's not a bad way to die to start something that takes over the human race.
Plus when zombies end up sitting down becoming more educated and eventually becoming a sentient, peace race I'm the first one in the history book. Creator of the all powerful zombie regime!
Since we're all fat pathetic internet nerds that would lose a fight to even the most disabled, mentally challenged person that we could pick a fight with, then I'd do something interesting instead: Fight a zombie. End up getting devoured and starting the zombie apocalypse, it's not a bad way to die to start something that takes over the human race.
Plus when zombies end up sitting down becoming more educated and eventually becoming a sentient, peace race I'm the first one in the history book. Creator of the all powerful zombie regime!
Musashi killed Kojiro with a wooden sword. You might die anyway in that scenario. As for me though, probably Hideki Tojo.2733 said:
He'd throw his sword at you and get you to miss your shot, and when you try to line up for another one, you'd realise he's gone. As you look aroun, he throws a knife at the back of your head.gunrunnerjr said:
Kurt Kobain? I liked 80's rock and metal.
Elvis Presley, just because he seemed like a prick who never gave props to the black folk he stole his music from.
Watch "The Borgias" new, REALLY GOOD historical drama with Alexander VI played by Jeremy Irons. Machiavelli, the French King, Cesare, Lucrezia (HOT), Micheletto (the assassin), Machiavelli and more all featured in it, it'll give you a whole new perspective on the family than given by AC II and AC: Brotherhood!ScarletRider said:
OT: Caligula, for being a dick.
Seriously, bruise received from Bruce Lee = priceless.Sagacious Zhu said:
More often than not, "historical dramas" don't have much of history in them, and come to think of, they aren't very good dramas either.SextusMaximus said:
OT: I'd probably kick Tycho Braher's ass for laying the foundations of calculus.
while you're fighting Napoleon with 1 hand, why not punch Hitler with the othercdstephens said:
OT: probably the lazy asses who let Rome fall
