If you had a Death Note how would you use it?

[Corax_1990]

Id kill a few high profile criminals in hillarious and ironic ways and take out a series of high level religious leaders and politicians just to show off. Id use it to put myself in a position of power with access to large amount of information. With enougth planning, patience and tact, you could essentially run the world.

 

[Commissar Sae]

Sparing use to try to clean up the world a bit. Maybe like a less psychotic Light/Kyra. There are those that deserve death, and I shall be their hilarious reaper. Death by incredibly improbably but not impossible means.

 

[AdamRhodes]

Use its powers to become the God of a new world! A world filled with justice!

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

I wouild write my name in it, putting a time of death 30 years in the future. Because my name has been written down, it cancels out other people from being able to wwrite my name in their deathnotes ... then I would make the Death God Eyes deal, then hunt down all the other people wi9th deathnotes.

Kill them, take their books, and burn them all ...

 

[AbstractStream]

I'd burn it.

I watched Death Note man.

Even when you win, you don't win.

Burn it is right.
No way I'd use that thing.

 

[crudus]

I'd burn it.

I watched Death Note man.

Even when you win, you don't win.

The show only happened because Light wanted it to be known he had magical powers. He kept getting closer and closer to L so Light could kill him. That is the only reason there was a story. You could just put random bullshit like "assassinated by follower", "killed by carbon monoxide poisoning", or "suicide".

 

[Project_Xii]

I'd use it, but probably only for worst case scenarios and people who shouldn't exist. And possibly people who piss me off on Facebook or Battle.net.

Nah jokes.... honest
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The user of the Death Note can go to neither Heaven nor Hell.

*SPOILERS*
If you'd read the manga, you'd have seen that rule is actually a Shinigami joke. There is no heaven or hell in the universe that contains a Death Note. Whether the human uses the note or not, when they die, they're just going to die. Gone. So it's not a rule you'd need to care about.

I would use it to kill this guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view].

Lol... nice one. That guy definitely deserves it.

 

[Stealthygamer]

I'd kill fox news then burn the death note

 

[ReaperzXIII]

Sell it to the highest bidder, with an incendiary device attached so that after it has been sold it burns to pieces.

 

[MrRetroSpectacles]

I'd use it on the WBC members, cause of death, crushed by three hundred tonnes of their own hate signs, time 6:66am, location, wherever they are, background music: it's oh so quiet by Bjork.

 

[Ekonk]

Kill Kim Jong Il, Muammar Gaddafi, Robert Mugabe, and any Mafia boss I can find his face and name of.

 

[Dirzzit]

The same way I used it in the other 50 fucking million threads just like this one.

 

[BanicRhys]

I'm going to assume that only the rules the OP mentioned apply because no possibility of an afterlife just kills the thread.

I would slowly bump off everyone in the world I don't like, for instance: Justin Bieber, Rebecca Black, a few jerks from high school, Osama just to be sure, Ray William Johnson and various celebrities I never want to hear from again (Jennifer Garner, Angelina Jolie, the chick from Twilight etc).

I wouldn't even bother with the whole "change the world by killing all the evildoers" thing because I'd end up killing maybe 1 or 2 guys a month. Seriously, try finding the names and photos of large amounts of people who've committed serious crimes. It's really hard.

 

[Gunner 51]

Ooooh, what a delicious thread considering I'm in a really, really foul mood right now! XD

I'll be putting the names of my noisy neighbours and I shall have their demise through something like flesh eating bacteria similar to Cabin Fever.

Thanks for the catharsis, OP. I really needed it.
I'm in a much better and peaceful mood now.

 

[Exodus666]

Id totally use it, the Koch brothers, Roger Ailes and hmm a lot of Fox news personell would be in trouble.

 

[NKnight]

I'll use it if Hollywood decides to remake a Charles Chaplin movie. Damn, no matter if I can't go to heaven or hell, if they do something like that, THERE WILL BE BLOOD! -_-

Seriously... this remake mania that is going on in Hollywood is getting out of control. Hell, I might use my Death Note before that. Let's see how that new Tintin movie turns out, shall we?

Ps: I would trade half my life for shinigami eyes if I could see someone real name by looking at their internet forum avatars.

 

[Deadyawn]

I'd probably keep it. I wouldn't use it unless it was to protect myself, After all it's probably more expedient to use that in some cases than like say my fists.

 

[mcmann12]

i would kill you to kind friend. cod sucks hehehehehehehehehe

 

[CodeOrange]

I'd write a series of short stories of my victims based on people who piss me off. Basically, each victim will be infected with some sort of "brain flu" (or some other convenient plot device) which over the course of the month, causes them to slowly reveal their innest, most darkest secrets. I'd then have them die by defecating themselves to death in front of more of my enemies.

Or, I'd just Rokkenjima my way into 3 billion USD.

 

[r0kle0nZ]

I'd use it, scarcely. No need to cause unwanted attention. As for the Shinigami Eyes, don't need that. Got Facebook.