Yeah, I'd open up my own DIGNITAS style clinic in Switzerland, offering cheap, painless ends to life for those who need it, maybe partner up with Easyjet or Ryanair for deals on one way tickets. A simple 'dies painlessly in their sleep' each time, means no evidence, no drugs in the patient's immune system, no annoying legal system getting in the way of what's morally the right thing (imo).
In fact, I could open it right here in Britain, being as it's just sheer bad luck that people are dying in my 'hotel', no-one's doing any killing. Just bad luck officer.
Oh and also I'd add Simon Cowell and Rupert Murdoch, in a terrible 'locked portaloo full of raw sewage and rusty razor blades, pushed down a steep hillside' accident.
I'll also have Richard Littlejohn and Nick Griffin, both dying during a heavily filmed gay orgy between them two and a dozen black immigrants. Just because that's a front page story it'd be interesting to see which papers ran with.
Have I let my feelings slip out again?