If you had the ability to switch your gender?
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I'd use it. Curiosity and all.
It'd have its practical(non-sex) uses as-well. I really hate when the mens room is out of soap.
It'd have its practical(non-sex) uses as-well. I really hate when the mens room is out of soap.
I would become a sex-machine of super atomic proportions.
Seriously, just have massive orgies in my house. I would get to practice and improve upon my technique with myself. Hell, even if it comes shaft-to-shaft, I could just swap into a chick and be cool.
That also begs the question: If you DID sleep with dudes as a chick, would you be gay? I mean, technically no, but then people would say "Oh, but you WANTED to be a chick, so you are!".
I honestly wouldn't give a shit, because I'd get laid either way.
EDIT: Also, what if one person you were with had the power as well? Switching in mid coitus, back and forth with the swaying of your bodies..
Holy shit.
[sup]Pardon me, I need a wank.[/sup]
Seriously, just have massive orgies in my house. I would get to practice and improve upon my technique with myself. Hell, even if it comes shaft-to-shaft, I could just swap into a chick and be cool.
That also begs the question: If you DID sleep with dudes as a chick, would you be gay? I mean, technically no, but then people would say "Oh, but you WANTED to be a chick, so you are!".
I honestly wouldn't give a shit, because I'd get laid either way.
EDIT: Also, what if one person you were with had the power as well? Switching in mid coitus, back and forth with the swaying of your bodies..
Holy shit.
[sup]Pardon me, I need a wank.[/sup]
yes i would use that, i'd change myself into a girl in order to get guys to buy me drinks, then i'l say thanks in a deep masculine voice so that they feel very awkward
You've been thinking too much son, now go read the good book.
Of course I kid but yes, I would indeed utilize such an ability.
Of course I kid but yes, I would indeed utilize such an ability.
If what I hear about male orgasms are true, I can cut my masturbatory time in half!
I'd then start trying to cum on my own chest, just to see if I can. Like, masturbate as a guy, lying down on my bed, and just as my guy ejaculate leaves my E-peen, change back to my girl self and have my own ejaculate land on my chest.
I think there's an app for that.
I'd then start trying to cum on my own chest, just to see if I can. Like, masturbate as a guy, lying down on my bed, and just as my guy ejaculate leaves my E-peen, change back to my girl self and have my own ejaculate land on my chest.
I think there's an app for that.
Back and forth at will? Then yes, yes I would take that power. One, multiple identities, which means twice the money getting pulled in from the government on EI or similar things. Two, if I could conjure up my own boobs, then I would have no more need for going out on Saturday nights, unless I wanted free drinks. Which brings me to Three, free drinks. Four, I think dozens of people have mentioned the sex thing, so I won't go into detail there. And Five, I could find some rich actor or something, marry him, then divorce him, take half his stuff, then turn back so I would then have a ton of new stuff.
Of course, if I turned out to be ugly, then half my list is useless...
Of course, if I turned out to be ugly, then half my list is useless...
Sure why not, if I turned into a woman I could replace teabags in people's drinks with soiled tampons for epic lulz then turn back into man and ask "what kind of sick ***** would do something like this?"
Some guys, at least of Doc Hammer is to be believed, would find that kind of voice to be sexy.blind_dead_mcjones said:
If I suddenly became a woman, I would report it to The Escapist so people would stop making this thread over and over
OT: I'd switch back and forth when I was in the mood to be one or the other I suppose.
OT: I'd switch back and forth when I was in the mood to be one or the other I suppose.