This isn't a particularly weird thread. Many years ago, my boss and I decided to question people in the company about animals they'd have sex with, if forced to (giving and receiving!). For the record, I went for the cinchilla for giving (more hair per square inch than most, very soft) and a dolphin for receiving (have you ever seen them mate? BAM!! It's over in a second, and they're not particularly big!!).
Anyway, I digress. If I had to sleep with a man, it'd either be Stephen Fry (classy bloke, and I'd probably know some interesting facts by the time he's done!), or Mark Dascascos, the guy from martial arts movies you've probably never heard of! Don't know why really, he just looks like he takes care of himself.