If you had to invade Hell which fictional army would you use?

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dragontarus

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I have to agree with Keith Reedy, the gods in the wh40k universe aren't omnipotent but are completely eternal. They'd most likely kill the pilots with a mere thought. Even the demon princes could do that.

But an easier way beat the 5 gundams without lifting a finger is....
*drumroll*.........Cancer
FLAWLESS VICTORY
 

Archaic Thought

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The Ultrasmurfs, just to laugh as Rowboat Girlyman completely fails as a commander.

Failing that, the Agents from the Crackdown series. An unlimited number of clones that evolve the more they kill using unique methods. You'd only need one, because one Agent is, as noted, one x ∞ clone bodies to respawn in.
 

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Varanfan9 said:
Ok so here is the situation. You have to invade and take over hell. You know with the fire and demons and what not. Now obviously you are not doing this alone. You can use one fictional army to be your troops in the invasion while you command them. Which would you use and why?
Personally I would use the Tyranid army from Warhammer 40,000. Their numbers range into the billions and are a hive mind so I wouldn't have to worry about them betraying orders or something of that sorts when things get dicey.
Also description of what your up against:
Hell's number of soldiers: 666 million (haha see what I did there)
Hell is divided into nine circles with more demons with better weapons the further you go
Early demons use swords and such while later ones can shoot fire and have flying capabilities
To win you must take over ninth circle and defeat Satan so you don't necessarily have to take over the other circles.
*Edit* For added fun tell us the strategy you plan to use. For me I'm going to do a huge invasion of the first circle and set up base there. Then send out gene stealers to disguise themselves as demons and get close to the ninth circle to blind side Satan from no where when suddenly all the demons guarding him turn out to be my own troops in disguise.
I'd take Odins army of dead warriors and Thor as head general and show the silly Christians what real gods can do!
 

Tselis

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I would use the Spartans from the Halo series. They can kick ass in squads or independently.
 

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hannan4mitch said:
Screw normal Space Marines, I choose the Grey Knights.
Essentially the SEALs of the Space Marines, every Grey Knight has psychic powers equal or above that of a Librarian, and is coated in anti-psyker defenses and (some of them) have guns which fire bullets covered in psychic energy designed to punch a hole in a Daemon Lord in one shot.
They just have to be sensitive to the warp, they don't actually have to have powerful psychic powers, although some do, most of their big attacks are done when they combine their powers.
 

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I'll take the Star Wars Imperial Army/Navy with Grand Admiral Thrawn leading and providing the strategy and tactics. He'd analyze some Hellish art to come up with his plan.
 

Jareth43

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The Necrons. Anything that can kill,AND I MEAN KILL, a necron deserves to live
 

Jun_Jun

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Reaper fleet if they count as an army, I don't like Mass Effect at all, no sir-ree.
/sarcasm off
 

Panzer_God

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Dragon Age: Origin's Legion of the Dead. It would take an iron will to invade Hell itself, and the Legion have it.
 

gentleben

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Erwin Rommel, one of the greatest military commanders of all time said that if he was asked to invade hell he use "the Australians to take it, and the New Zealanders to hold it".

No fictional army required.
 

imnot

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I shall use HELLS OWN ARMY!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Either that or Forerunner era Flood, sure my victory would be in vain but if the only way to beat them is with a HYPER SUPER GALACTIC GENOCIDE MACHINE then I should be k
 

Harveypot

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An army of Insanity Prawn Boys. They could just drive the Devil to suicide because...
That's Right!
What is right?
That!
What is right?
Thaaaaat is right! I am Insanity Prawn Boy and I am in Hell!
 

DarkCrescendo

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My team?


Claire "Lightning" Farron (Final Fantasy XIII). Why? She destroyed an entire security fleet with a sword and a horse, then took out several battalions of highly trained special forces without breaking a sweat, the four shot killed a god like being. You know what else? Square Enix has rumored that she has more power than a Fal'Cie in the sequel. She has MORE POWER than beings who can create planets and rides the god of thunder/lighting, Odin, like a horse!


Dante (Devil May Cry... not DmC). You really shouldn't need to ask why. Heck, he's already taken on the best that hell has to offer and laughed his ass off at them after kicking their sorry asses.


Nero (Devil May Cry 4). There must be a badass gene or something because Nero is no wimp himself. Plus, he has a motor sword...nuff said.


Vash the Stampede (From Trigun Maximum...Oh, and he only has problems with killing the living, not the already dead). His mother freaking arm can literally transform into a weapon called the "Angel Arm" and can create blasts equal to a nuclear blast, has impossibly accurate aiming skills, and is an overall badass.


Doctor Who (tenth and eleventh regenerations)...Do I really need to say anything?


Ichigo Kurosaki...he basically destroyed hell in the fourth movie of Bleach. With one swing of his sword, he was able to destroy and entire mountain...that's how broken his power is in the world of Bleach. Plus, he is basically a walking wall of plot armor.


I'll have Satan's head by mid afternoon.
 

StargateSpankyHam

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I'd go with the Covenant. Plasma burns hotter than fire.

Also, there's the added advantage of orbital bombardment. If the 'circles' of hell are stacked, one on top of another, it's a pretty simple matter of melting the first one, and having it collapse in on the next, and encase all the unfortunate inhabitants within. Repeat as necessary.

If something does survive the plasma death raining down from orbit, then the troops and vehicles can mop them up.

Of course, this plan is completely dependent on hell not having a spare Masterchief laying around...