If you were a monster?

[Clearing the Eye]

Who says I'm not already a monster?

 

[Zeckt]

A vorpal bunny! my cute white fur would be stained red with the blood of my victims! My teeth are sharp enough to bite through plate armor and I can jump high enough to reach your throat! my days would be spent feasting on my slain victims.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vorpal_Bunny

 

[Vegan_Doodler]

I can't believe no ones said this yet...

I'd be the king of the monsters, I'd rule the world!!!!!

 

[Guffe]

I'd like to be an Ork, Warhammer 40k style, except on Earth, alone, so I'd be a monster I guess.

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

I would be...The monster that makes all the socks disappear in the wash. Ha.

 

[KINGBeerZ]

as you can see from my picture i would be a tonberry. I would just go around walking slowly, and if something pisses me off, KNIFE, ha ha only one digit of hp for you!

 

[Dandark]

I'd be Alex Mercer and would spend my time eating people and jumping off Skyscrapers. Alternativly I would also be the host of the Darkness.

 

[lRookiel]

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What? He is sort of a monster.

Anyway, I'd just be awesome :3

 

[Griffolion]

I'd come at people from over a hill. Points to those who get that.

 

[chiggerwood]

Monster: Werewolf

Daily Activities: Be normal in the day at full moon go into Mexico, kill drug dealers, steal swag, go home, kick back relax.

Food: Purina brand Werewolf chow... beef flavored.

 

[NestorES]

Easy! I would be. This guy right here:

I think that this one would likely end up being VERY self-explanatory (daily activities of accumulating cultists, driving people to outright insanity etc etc). Also, umm...does this mean i win the thread?

*descends into fits of maniacal laughter*

Win the thread with the weakling Cthulhu? I think not!
I would be Azathoth.
My daily routine would be to sleep.
I would eat the universe.

Azathoth is boring. All he does is sleep, or make everything unexist. I'd go for Yog-Sothoth or Shub-Niggurath. At least then you get to have fun.

Rly? I'd go for Hastur, of course.

But for reasons that we cannot speak of (if you know what i mean) and no names please...

 

[RejjeN]

Phoenix, because they are awesome.

Or alternatively a Warhammer Emperor Magma Dragon

 

[DoPo]

I'll be alot. Because, who doesn't want to be alot?

 

[Fallere825]

I have 3 preferences.
a Hellsing style Vampire.
a Bakemonogatari style Vampire.
or a underworld style werewolf (arn't you glad I didn't say vampire?)

Edit: forgot daily activities and such.

as a vampire I would enjoy long naps during the day and long nights of hunting down any other supernatural beings, as a werewolf I would continue life with my highly athletic body, and I would prehaps play fetch the frizbee..... with my self.

 

[Fat Hippo]

If I were a monster
I'd roll out of my cave in the morning
And throw around who I wanted
And go eat people with the guys