If you were a monster?
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Monster: Werewolf
Daily Activities: Be normal in the day at full moon go into Mexico, kill drug dealers, steal swag, go home, kick back relax.
Food: Purina brand Werewolf chow... beef flavored.
Daily Activities: Be normal in the day at full moon go into Mexico, kill drug dealers, steal swag, go home, kick back relax.
Food: Purina brand Werewolf chow... beef flavored.
Rly? I'd go for Hastur, of course.wintercoat said:Azathoth is boring. All he does is sleep, or make everything unexist. I'd go for Yog-Sothoth or Shub-Niggurath. At least then you get to have fun.Darknacht said:Win the thread with the weakling Cthulhu? I think not!Infernai said:Easy! I would be. This guy right here:
I think that this one would likely end up being VERY self-explanatory (daily activities of accumulating cultists, driving people to outright insanity etc etc). Also, umm...does this mean i win the thread?
*descends into fits of maniacal laughter*
I would be Azathoth.
My daily routine would be to sleep.
I would eat the universe.
But for reasons that we cannot speak of (if you know what i mean) and no names please...
I have 3 preferences.
a Hellsing style Vampire.
a Bakemonogatari style Vampire.
or a underworld style werewolf (arn't you glad I didn't say vampire?)
Edit: forgot daily activities and such.
as a vampire I would enjoy long naps during the day and long nights of hunting down any other supernatural beings, as a werewolf I would continue life with my highly athletic body, and I would prehaps play fetch the frizbee..... with my self.
a Hellsing style Vampire.
a Bakemonogatari style Vampire.
or a underworld style werewolf (arn't you glad I didn't say vampire?)
Edit: forgot daily activities and such.
as a vampire I would enjoy long naps during the day and long nights of hunting down any other supernatural beings, as a werewolf I would continue life with my highly athletic body, and I would prehaps play fetch the frizbee..... with my self.
I'd probably be the Jersey Devil, living in Jersey and eating junk food.
Or Alex Mercer, I like that option. I'd be a vigilante, only I'd eat bad people.
Or Alex Mercer, I like that option. I'd be a vigilante, only I'd eat bad people.
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I see your Godzilla and raise you one Destroyah!Vegan_Doodler said:I can't believe no ones said this yet...
I'd be the king of the monsters, I'd rule the world!!!!!
Spikes, wings, atomic purple lightning breath, I'd be the muncher of any and the crusher of all!
I'd be a 7 foot beast similar to a Verdugo from RE4 but with a 2 pairs of 12 foot barbed tentacles, and 2 pairs of medium sized black scaley wings.
Sleep in the daytime in nests made from the bones of my victims in tall trees. I would hunt at night.
Environment: dense forests and high mountains
Diet: cynics and whatever happens to be in excess supply after eating all of the cynics.
Sleep in the daytime in nests made from the bones of my victims in tall trees. I would hunt at night.
Environment: dense forests and high mountains
Diet: cynics and whatever happens to be in excess supply after eating all of the cynics.
I'd be some sort of living shadow.
Mostly, I'd fuck with people.
Maybe I'd ride an airplane's shadow to the Bahamas.
Or infiltrate top secret meetings and whatnot for a few laughs.
But mostly just fuck with people.
Mostly, I'd fuck with people.
Maybe I'd ride an airplane's shadow to the Bahamas.
Or infiltrate top secret meetings and whatnot for a few laughs.
But mostly just fuck with people.
I would go with the Rakshasa, at least the D&D version I am familiar with. Then you don't have to be some tragic monster who hides in a cave. You could live life as a wealthy, debaucherous human. Who can also read thoughts and control people.