If you were a monster?

[Sidiron]

If I were a monster....

I'ld look human, and act human, right up until you put me in a position of power then I would rip everyone off and laugh as I bathe in champagne, caviar and babies' blood.
Oh wait.... that's a Tory/Conservative/Republican
Nah there's too many of those already.

Oh well, I'll be Dracula (Gary Oldman)'s twin.

Off topic - captcha = Shoulder of Orion?? Where the hell are they generating these?

 

[White Lightning]

Can I be Venom? cuz that would be cool.

 

[Korten12]

I am already one, they do say that Humans are monsters don't they?

 

[Frankster]

Either vampire or werewolf will do fine for me Basically any creature of the night who roams around when its dark and stalks its prey would be right up my alley, though I wish I could think of less populist examples then those.. Oh well those 2 are popular for a reason i guess.

Vampire appeals best though due to their ability to infiltrate human society, basicallly my life would be rl vampire the masquerade, bloodlines. And that is way more fun then being cell or cthulu ever could be

 

[Aris Khandr]

My first thought is Gnome. Because this video.


I'm a monster! Rawrr!

But in seriousness, probably something humanoid and not evil. Maybe a lawful neutral Tiefling?

 

[MiskWisk]

I'd go for a dragon man type thing

 

[Sandjube]

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What? He is sort of a monster.

Anyway, I'd just be awesome :3

Being the cheshire cat from the Alice games would be sweet. He's pretty monsterly. He would probably eat your cutesy cat. =3

barring that, anything lovecraftian'd be sweet.

And if all fails, a diggle. Cute little thing with drill-beaks for noses, hell yeah.

 

[Don Savik]

I'd be the Slender Man and my daily routines would involve eating children and scaring the crap out of people making videos about me

This guy gets it. Slenderman2012 fo life.

No Seriously, how cool would it be to grow your limbs really long or grow arms out of your back and walk around like Doctor Octopus from Spiderman? Freaking sweet is what that is.

Also teleportation, time travel, fear inducing aura, can't be killed, pyrokinetic.......

He has quite the arsenal of cool abilities. Also, he dresses classy as FUCK. Goddam Slenderman knows how to wear a suit.

Plus you could make a living off a youtube channel of you filming yourself and pretend its someone else making a documentary. Reeeeeel in the money.

 

[Raddra]

Dang, somene already took Godzilla.

Ok, King Ghidorah!

 

[Death Carr]

I'd be Nyarlathotep.

Spoiler

That way I don't have to be restricted to stars, or being asleep all the time.
I can walk around like a normal human, then switch into one of my thousand other forms and scare the tits off people.

 

[Kodlak]

Already am a monster. om nom nom nom.