If you were a Pokémon...

[FPLOON]

Swampert...

I don't know why...

I'm pretty sure it has something to do with how he looks... or because you first start off as a Mudkip...

 

[Jubilant]

I'd probably say Mareep. I'm quiet and kind, but can shock people easily. I also love sheep and think that Mareep and Flaaffy are adorable.

 

[Leemaster777]

Within the vast hoards of Pokemon, there can only be one choice that properly represents me:

Spoiler

Can you think of any Pokemon with as much charisma and raw sex appeal as Wobbuffet? No, I didn't think so.

Wobbuffet is like the Charlie Sheen of Pokemon. Why? Well...


Why would I want to be anything else?

 

[Alfredo Jones]

I think I would be a Cyndaquil, since I tend to be shy around others I don't know. Plus it's just too cute! Seriously, I don't care if the other fire starters are better because they have second types, Cyndaquil in my book wins because it's so cute!

 

[Paradoxrifts]

I'll be whichever pokémon hasn't been featured in creepy-as-fuck fan made pornography.

....

...

What do you mean, I can't be a pokémon then?

 

[Demongeneral109]

[sub]That, and I'm pretty sure bobmus is The Escapist's official Squirtle[/sub]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/11eaa085d4e57871f0b442e61c579147/tumblr_mo54zc8TMk1rac2voo1_500.gif

I'm still relevant!

Squirtle has both the most badass evolutions, and the most swag of any Pokémon.

Remember my good turtle friend, you had Kamina shades long before Kamina even existed!

 

[teisjm]

Ditto, then i wouldn't have to worry about choosing.
I could be whatever was needed in whichever situation it was needed.
Snorlax when i had to sleep, though i'd need a bigger strurdier bed.
Lickitounge before sleeping, to easy the tension between me and my girlfriend created by me turning into snorlax afterwards.
Abra for transportation (it has teleport right?)
Mewtwo for exacting my rightfull vengeance on whoever needs it (i only followed/played the first gen, and remembering from the movie, he was sortof the strongest)
The strongest electric ones to übercharge powerplants and solve the worlds need for energy, thereby winning me a nobel prize.

 

[BarbaricGoose]

Spoiler: I'd be this guy

Exodia.

But seriously, Charizard. Cause it's Charizard. Who grew up with Pokemon and DIDN'T want Charizard? No one, that's who.

 

[VondeVon]

Mew, because I'd enjoy a life free of humans.

 

[Jolly Co-operator]

I'd be a Spritzee, because goddammit, I'm fabulous!
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[Euryalus]

Ditto, then i wouldn't have to worry about choosing.
I could be whatever was needed in whichever situation it was needed.
Snorlax when i had to sleep, though i'd need a bigger strurdier bed.
Lickitounge before sleeping, to easy the tension between me and my girlfriend created by me turning into snorlax afterwards.
Abra for transportation (it has teleport right?)
Mewtwo for exacting my rightfull vengeance on whoever needs it (i only followed/played the first gen, and remembering from the movie, he was sortof the strongest)
The strongest electric ones to übercharge powerplants and solve the worlds need for energy, thereby winning me a nobel prize.

I only had a ditto once, but I think he can only partially copy their abilities. Not sure.

 

[Orinon]

I don't know what I;d be when I'm a live pokem in but when I die theres only one answer

Spoiler: OOC

No I did not draw this, but as Haunter I'm one of the original strongest Pokemon. ANyone who knows a little about old tournaments Haunter was a sweeper along with Alakazam High Speed+ High Special= a world of pain.
Yes I know he's probably Nerfed by now and their's so many psychic types that he's whoopabale but thing is I don't have to fight, I can have plenty of fun scaring the hell out of trainers.
and of course lets not forget the infinite wisdom of Max
2:27Enough said.

 

[Phantom Kat]

Spoiler

Because salamence is awesome and dragons are awesome.

At least until I get hard countered by fairies.

 

[valkeminator]

I wanna be a Lapras! and just surf on the ocean all day long, maybe explore an underwater cave once in a while ala Ecco the dolphin.

Other possibility: Cyndaquil, Treecko.

 

[AlexWinter]

Ditto. A thousand times Ditto. Gee I really hope I'm the first one to say Ditto because /thread; the answer is Ditto.

 

[thewatergamer]

Ehh id be torchic just cause hes my favorite starter, even though Blaziken is way overused

 

[keniakittykat]

I'm most likely a persian. I have no awesome powers, I may appear strong and majestic, but I just want to chase pidgeys and ratatat's, and lay on the couch and get petted behind my ear. ^^

 

[Super_John]

I would be a Slowpoke, cause I associate myself with it sometimes

 

[rachelroooo]

I think that my top 3 choices are Charmander, Espeon, or Haunter. Can't decide! All three of them mean something different to me.

 

[Unia]

Spinda; looks perpetually out of it but in reality can't get confused 'cause it has it's own tempo. Nearly everything it does may confuse the opponent. Plus I wrecked a surprising amount of face with one in gen3 so clearly there's an affinity.