If you were an evil overlord, who or what would you use for henchmen?

[Headsprouter]

Timesplitters. What other than the mass-produced, teleporting, cloaking, tooth-baring, weapon-wielding, lightning-spewing, time-travelling abominations?

You get to pick from loads of different kinds. They're clever, too. They can pilot ships, work machinery and never look away from their goal of defeating the enemy. What that enemy is, I haven't decided yet.

For now, defend me from thirst! Scourge Splitter, I demand a beverage!

 

[Jaximus Decimus]

The Agents from The Matrix. They're essentially unkillable. They can possess any person anywhere on Earth, giving them full access to even the most secure facilities. They have superhuman strength, speed and unlimited endurance. They have no fear, no remorse, no real aspirations or goals other than those that you have set for them, yet they have the creativity and intuition to operate without direct supervision.

Even if I only had access to a dozen or so Agents, there's no evil goal I wouldn't be able to accomplish.

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

Uhhhh seriously? ATTACK THIS THREAD MY SWARM

Spoiler: KEKEKEKE

 

[Groxnax]

I would probably hire the guys that Dilbert works with.

 

[Vicarious Reality]

Spoiler: Hello, you owe Vic some money it seems

 

[TimtheBigDaddy]

Stone and iron golems. Think about it, they're big, extremely strong, pretty much impossible to kill, wield large weapons that flatten anyone in one hit, completely loyal and they have no free will! What more do you want?

http://static4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130128222810/darksouls/images/f/fa/Guardian.jpg

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http://darksouls.wiki.fextralife.com/file/view/Img00301.jpg/477299512/320x480/Img00301.jpg

(Sorry, I had to post the links directly, I don't know how to do that thing where the drop down box has the pictures or words in it or whatever)

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

What do you mean "if"?

My army of rogues from various elven sub-races are working on my plans for world domination as we speak!

D:

THE WORLD MUS-

...

<__>

What were we talking about?

OT:

Spoiler: If we can pick anything, there is only one logical choice

 

[Poison ivy's minion]

This is simple I'd get poison ivy and fund her so not only can she eliminate the majority of people and mind control heroes and villains into killing themselves she can also make a world full of nature and beauty plus all those who would try and further her cause would get to live.


Though after making a better and nearly ex tinting the human race have the people who belive in poison ivy's live and let them become either the bench woman of poison ivy ( No Men ) or become a citizen of the new world.

I would also step down from leadership and leave poison ivy in control to make sure I don't get betrayed.

 

[Barbas]

Necromancy is still bad!