Children from Fallout/Skyrim. They'll detect and follow ANY attempts to enter my evil lair even by the greatest stealth artists and they're immortal for ZERO logical reason!
A peasant with a sword, you say? Against the limitless, organised and immortal armies of hell itself, you say?Strazdas said:(Snip).
Don't you watch/play/read any movies/games/books? Against the organised, relentless armies of hell, a plucky peasant with a sword and less than a months training can't possibly lose. God help you if it turns out they're an orphan as well.Barbas said:A peasant with a sword, you say? Against the limitless, organised and immortal armies of hell itself, you say?Strazdas said:(Snip).
appropriate response:shootthebandit said:Tiny little respirators buddy. Theres no stopping me nowStrazdas said:pesticide takes care of them easily.shootthebandit said:
Still very deflatable by a human army, let alone by my army of self-replicating robot gods.Thomas Barnsley said:Not if you include evolved xenomorphs. With acid spitters and giant trexs it would take bombers, at least.
Thats a good plan, but they are very much defenceless and easily neutered. Can you spell EMP.Rowan93 said:I'd have the robots from I, Robot, with their three laws programming modified to apply to specifically me rather than to all humans (and to include a safeguard against the stuff that happens in the film).
Rather than let them resort to mere superstrength hand-to-hand combat, I'd give them assault rifles, which with their mechanical precision and speed would basically mean my enemies all get dropped with headshots as soon as combat begins.
A modder will make thme run naked and die.Ryan Minns said:Children from Fallout/Skyrim. They'll detect and follow ANY attempts to enter my evil lair even by the greatest stealth artists and they're immortal for ZERO logical reason!
Well, if the limitless army of hell itself is limited by what we see of daedra in games, very much so. Seriuosly, elder scroos "Devils" are one of the weakest out of all rpgs. daedras are pathetic in combat. Or maybe i just broke the game with a single regen heath ring because that one made me immortal kinda. Still it would take A LOT of hits for daedra to kill me even naked.Barbas said:A peasant with a sword, you say? Against the limitless, organised and immortal armies of hell itself, you say?Strazdas said:(Snip).
Generating an EMP is much easier said than done, and anyway EMP-hardened electronics exists.Strazdas said:Thats a good plan, but they are very much defenceless and easily neutered. Can you spell EMP.Rowan93 said:I'd have the robots from I, Robot, with their three laws programming modified to apply to specifically me rather than to all humans (and to include a safeguard against the stuff that happens in the film).
Rather than let them resort to mere superstrength hand-to-hand combat, I'd give them assault rifles, which with their mechanical precision and speed would basically mean my enemies all get dropped with headshots as soon as combat begins.
Yes. My robots would be EMP shielded due to their replicator structure (which adops and learns to avoid EMP in the series). however your particualr choice - "i, Robot" does not live after an EMP. And EMP isnt that hard.Rowan93 said:Generating an EMP is much easier said than done, and anyway EMP-hardened electronics exists.Strazdas said:Thats a good plan, but they are very much defenceless and easily neutered. Can you spell EMP.Rowan93 said:I'd have the robots from I, Robot, with their three laws programming modified to apply to specifically me rather than to all humans (and to include a safeguard against the stuff that happens in the film).
Rather than let them resort to mere superstrength hand-to-hand combat, I'd give them assault rifles, which with their mechanical precision and speed would basically mean my enemies all get dropped with headshots as soon as combat begins.
really, they can easily be downed by couple plasma rifle shots or an adventurous vault dweller with a dart gun (thats how i used to kill them), and you can outrun them.Not Matt said:The Deathclaws from fallout. they are almost impossible to kill, they run faster than most animals and they kill you in 2 to 3 hits (and that's when you wear heavy armor). Anything that were to opose me would have it's skull used as a chewtoy.
basically very expensive mercenaries. No match for my robot army.Bat Vader said:For my evil henchmen I would hire the ex-members of the SAS, Navy Seals, Seal Team Six, and Delta Force. I would have the best soldier from each group make up my personal bodyguard when having to leave my evil base. After that I would hire ex-soldiers and mercenaries to make up the bulk of my private army. I would have them be required to train at least 20 hours a week and have the SAS, ST6, and Delta Force members as trainers to help improve them. '
Tiny little asbestos jackets. I have the most prepared army of hornets and once again nothing can stop me nowStrazdas said:appropriate response:shootthebandit said:Tiny little respirators buddy. Theres no stopping me nowStrazdas said:pesticide takes care of them easily.shootthebandit said:
That's exactly what I thought of when I read the op. Seriously these guys for assassins and silver knights for guardsmen and you'll be set.Caramel Frappe said:.. Black Knights from Dark Souls.
These guys don't mess around. They're so loyal to their lord that they'll fight dragons head on and even when scorched in the fire- they'll return with dignity, their armors blackened by the fire itself. They're very tough due to their massive sizes and range from carrying large swords, greatswords, axes, and spears.
Why are they the perfect minions? They'll stand on guard for centuries and will seek out whatever target you've assigned them too even if they must aimlessly wonder the Earth in search for said target. A legion of these guys would be deadly indeed.
Bravo, that's the best explanation we've had on this thread yet! With such villainous potential, I would like to formally invite you to join us at the Injustice League, if you wish accept to accept my offer please follow the below link to reach our group:amaranth_dru said:Henchgoats snip