Why a woman? If it is a deity, then it having a definitive human form seems counter-productive. I mean, what if you are feeling a bit freaky and want a blowjob from a genderless space alien? Or you are feeling particularly petty and want a blowjob from your (male) arch nemesis?ace_of_something said:I was hoping I could beat the trolls who say a currently recognized religion.
Too late.
They're so fast!
OT:
Is there a fictional god of candy and blowjobs? If there isn't I'm making her now,
All worship the glorious goddess!
Yea, the northmen have pretty cool white trees n stuff, but im pretty sure the old gods of the north dont have control over cool stuff like fire and shadows. Fire and shadows that kill stuff beat ice, snow and magic zombies about 9 times out of 10.psyks said:R'hllor's a massive douche nozzle. The weirwood's where it's at, girl.MikeZealous said:Gotta make a list:
1. R'hllor, God of Light and Shadow (game of thrones)
2. Greek Pantheon
3. God Emprah of Mankind
4. Khorne, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
(Also, song of ice and fire, not game of thrones) #pedanticnerd
so something like this?Biosophilogical said:Why a woman? If it is a deity, then it having a definitive human form seems counter-productive. I mean, what if you are feeling a bit freaky and want a blowjob from a genderless space alien? Or you are feeling particularly petty and want a blowjob from your (male) arch nemesis?ace_of_something said:I was hoping I could beat the trolls who say a currently recognized religion.
Too late.
They're so fast!
OT:
Is there a fictional god of candy and blowjobs? If there isn't I'm making her now,
All worship the glorious goddess!
OT: Worship as in 'bow down and worship' or worship as in 'show it the respect it has earned'? I'd never do the former, but I'd consider the latter for the Goddess of nature, because puppies are awesome and I like trees (the ones that aren't evil).