If you were your Escapist Avatar...

[pixie veins]

I'd be me as a cartoon with pink hair.

 

[ShankHA32]

I'd be a woman with enough power to destabilize a badly run war.

 

[Greyfall]

Im sure I would frighten most people. And make a small minority laugh. A very small minority.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I would assualt people who are having breakdowns I guess...

 

[hortez the champion of the frozen wastes]

I AM MY AVATAR!!!!!!!!

 

[Aenir]

Since my avatar happens to be Tassadar from Starcraft... knowing my luck, I would find myself (spoiler warning) on the Gigantrathur a few seconds before it is destroyed. So... my life would suddenly be a lot shorter... but at least I'd be remembered as a hero... I guess...

It's Gantrithor.
http://starcraft.wikia.com/wiki/Gantrithor

And uh, I suppose I wouldn't exist.

 

[shotgunbob]

I guess i lose

 

[Radelaide]

If I was my avatar, I'd be the sexy Dr. Gregory House

 

[PrototypeC]

I'd have no legs. Oh, and be a resident of a nether realm of darkness and fog born of every living man's sin and fear.

But really, I'd have no damn legs!

 

[traceur_]

I'd be an extremely skinny man with a fondness for pants and hanging from poles, so basically me.

 

[CompanionCube]

I would never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.

 

[Flishiz]

I'd be great at picking up chicks....once.

 

[Scar-senpai]

I'd be the laughing man hacker dude?? Awesome!

"I thought what I'd do was I'd pretend to be one of those deaf-mutes"

 

[Generator]

Well, I'd either be the Foo Fighters or, if you're being very literal, the cover of their Greatest Hits CD. Option 1 would be epic, option 2 would be inanimate.

 

[Lekonua]

Technically I am, since the character is my Author Avatar [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar] for my comics.

 

[Snowalker]

I am... Seriously, it took me years to learn to type with paws, I'm still perfecting it.

 

[infernovolver]

...Then I'd be stamped on the chests of manly men with laser swords violently beating the **** out of monsters.

 

[Adanos]

I would be a girl and had a companion cube <3.

 

[KiruTheMant]

I would devours your Manhattans with my Crunch,Then would Volt Tackle you all.