If you were your Escapist Avatar...

[TOGSolid]

But...I am my Escapist avatar.

 

[CobaltBomber]

I'd be radioactive. And would get superpowers, and fly around saving people.

Or I'd get cancer and die.

Or I'd get the superpower to give people cancer. And die.

 

[Wuvlycuddles]

...brains?

 

[Sketchy]

I'd be adorable. In an ugly kind of way...

 

[Aesir23]

I would be a soul eating wraith with a Santa hat and absolutely no internal organs or lower jaw.

 

[Dorian6]

hmmm sexy AND immortal

I see no downside

 

[Robin-chan]

I'd get to do magic with a Sharpie.

 

[Meado]

It'd be hard to type properly.

 

[Blanks]

I would be Cloud Strife, other than the emotional baggage i'd have it'd be freakin awesome

 

[Pegghead]

Then I'd be a pathetic smeg of a hologram drifting forever through space with a man who leaves toe-nail clippings around the bathroom sink, a cat-type creature who's obsessed with clothes and a lovable but somewhat anal service droid. AND IT WOULD KICK SOME SMEGGING ARSE!

 

[archvile93]

I'd be the most psychotic robot that was ever imagined.

 

[ayuri]

id have theme music and a girlfrend =P

 

[CNKFan]

Man I'd be a smelly zombie.

 

[Blackdoom]

I would have a rocket launcher making any argument you have invalid.

 

[2fish]

I would be dead, but I would have died happy .