If you were your Escapist Avatar...

[Rayansaki]

I would be the shieet. And, a very happy muthafucka!

 

[Cortheya]

I would be your god. You would kneel before me!!! MY KULL WARRIORS WOULD DESTROY EARTH.

 

[Gene O]

I'd be a sexy, shoeless god of war!

 

[Ziltoid]

I would scour the universe for the ultimate cup of coffee, and smash any planet that hides their finest bean!

 

[Lilani]

I don't want to be my avatar. I like being in existence.

 

[sln333]

I would be a silent comedian who loves to annoy people.

 

[Snotnarok]

Then I'd be a drawing of myself, immune to mortal wounds like all cartoons are! ...Or at least I'd come back in the next episode or spinoff series.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Since my avatar happens to be Tassadar from Starcraft... knowing my luck, I would find myself (spoiler warning) on the Gigantrathur a few seconds before it is destroyed. So... my life would suddenly be a lot shorter... but at least I'd be remembered as a hero... I guess...

It's Gantrithor.
http://starcraft.wikia.com/wiki/Gantrithor

And uh, I suppose I wouldn't exist.

You knew what I meant.

 

[rhyno435]

Wow, I wish.

Is that Toad from Chrono Trigger?

OT: I am my escapist avatar (well, the guy on the right).

 

[Pifflestick]

I'd be the cutest, craziest, and probably the most homocidal artist in the world.

 

[ShadeOfRed]

I'd be adorable and I'd love it.

 

[Zeraki]

I would be a slightly thinner 3D rendered version of myself.

 

[AgnosticMessiah]

I would be a crab with a cigarette...yeah YOU HEARD ME

 

[Puzzles]

I would possibly be suffering gangrene in the hand, but looking pretty.

 

[DJude]

I would be Haruhi Suzumiya, and since Haruhi is a god, then i'd be a god
that sounds like an alright deal to me, except for the fact that id be a women...

but then that might not be all bad, i sure as hell wouldnt be bored, heh, heh, heh...

 

[Lyri]

I am.

SURPRISE!

Most certainly this.

 

[Primee133]

I would be able to convert real-life data at will. And read books incessantly.

 

[Aenir]

Since my avatar happens to be Tassadar from Starcraft... knowing my luck, I would find myself (spoiler warning) on the Gigantrathur a few seconds before it is destroyed. So... my life would suddenly be a lot shorter... but at least I'd be remembered as a hero... I guess...

It's Gantrithor.
http://starcraft.wikia.com/wiki/Gantrithor

And uh, I suppose I wouldn't exist.

You knew what I meant.

Shhh, big brother is watching.

 

[Inverse Skies]

I'd be awesome at piano and rubbish at catching in baseball... or completely love stricken and run a psychiatric booth. Depends on which character I was...

 

[dkyros]

I'd be some sort of 8 foot tall man-dog or mog, so I would be my own best friend. That aside I would be a captain of the thirteen court-guard squads so that would be much more exciting than my current life.