If you were your Escapist Avatar...

[War Penguin]

Help! Flying monkeys are taking me!

 

[DeadAccountMoveAlong]

I'd be up to my neck in bitches and hoes, that's fo sho. Granted, that'd only be two feet.

 

[TailsRodrigez]

i would never frown

 

[NikolaiTampernun]

I'd be slightly more pixelated, but otherwise pretty much the same.
Oh, except with red eyes and red hair.

 

[Xylis]

That's right! Heh heh. Gotta love that little shit of a shrimp or prawn or WHATEVER!

 

[NeutralDrow]

Describing me would take quite a while. A long while.

Either way, I'd be a near-immortal hot French Catholic vampire hunter and magus who triple-wields throwing swords. And has a curry obsession.

I have the high ground!

I'd be a 9-year old magical girl who violently befriends her enemies instead of talking them down. I'd also be working for the Time Space Administrative Bureau.

You'd also be able to fly. Half tempted to change my avatar to Fate, just for purposes of this thread (partly for that, partly because Bardiche is awesome).

 

[hittite]

I'd be a badass, knife-wielding, gun-toting, booze-chugging, and very annoyable mini-lop rabbit.

 

[GestaltEsper]

That'd be bizarre.

 

[Valthonis666]

I'd be a spartan, with a .50 cal, Anti-Material Night Vision Equipped, Extremely Long Range Rifle. \o/ wooooo!

 

[Nouw]

I'd be the Asian Nerdy Guy who plays games, has friends AND has a good education. w00t

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop

 

[Meat.Shield]

I'd be Chris Paul! A great player and a nice guy.

 

[LiteraryLitany]

I'd be EATING YOUR BRAINS!

 

[Jedamethis]

Then I'd eat your corpses.

 

[AKmontalvo]

Walking around the countryside,slaying enemies with a longsword and longbow, stabbing things with a hunting dagger, getting into scraps with orcs, and smoking a badass pipe

 

[LornMind]

GENTLEMEN

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I wish I was...

I always thought your were.
[edit] after finding out what your avatar was I just found out that it may seem like a flame, I intended no harm sorry. Unless you feel flattered then your welcome

I would probably have a hard time walking through doors but otherwise I'd have a lot of fun

 

[SovietSecrets]

I'd be in the greatest band in the world.