If you were your Escapist Avatar...

[megara]

I am my avatar. How cool am I?

...not very.

 

[sms_117b]

I'd be on the news daily, doing something wrong and getting praised for it

 

[Sneaky-Pie]

Clubbing seals left and right! Yeah!

High five anyone?!!

 

[Tomsky]

I'd be tiny. But tiny Samus is still fucking cool.

 

[TimeLord]

If I were my Avatar, I'd be a freaking Time Lord!!

 

[Darkadder246]

well il be A FUCKING PSYCHO CLOWN YEAH!!!!

 

[Kellerb]

I would be able to blow up a Panzer tank with one shot. with a pistol!

 

[SpaceGhostPoncherello]

I'd sit on my ass all day interviewing people, zapping things when I'm bored, and writing hit songs about a knife.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

I'd drop steamrollers on people.

 

[Spectre4802]

Dark Templar, baby! With a frickin' Hydralisk skull as a helmet!

 

[Moosebomber]

I would be constantly high with 300lb Samoan cruising in las vegas.

 

[Hybrid Sight]

I would be a Artic Fox.

 

[Eat Uranium]

I'd be wearing a scarf, drinking champagne and probably getting run over by a car.

 

[WayOutThere]

I would love to be pen-pen 'cause pen-pen is so awesome.

 

[fissionmoon]

I have no problems with being Batman

 

[osaki_nana]

I'd be Yuki Cross and Kaname Kuran.

I'd like to be Yuki Cross, so I'm happy with that.

 

[Revenge Revisited]

I'd be able to fly around like EMO Peter Pan.

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

Then I guess I'd be a pseudo-clockwork monstrosity with an ADAM needle for one hand stalking the denizens of Rapture and ripping ADAM out of them. Which is totally not what I'm like in real life and has absolutely nothing to do to where I was last Saturday and why those police still can't identify those bodies. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SuspiciouslySpecificDenial]

...What?

 

[Guestowel]

I would be a claymation cat that drinks some spoiled milk, vomits, and then licks it back up