If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

SirDerpy

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This damn statue keeps sneaking into my bed!

Get back into the yard and look pretty! What a useless piece of statuary.

[sub]Although very handsome, I have to admit...[/sub]
 

Twintix

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...How did you get into my house? Why are you staring at me like that? Miss?

...Was I...that bad?
 

RedDeadFred

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I can't see you very well. You move too quickly. Judging from your eyes and inhuman appearance though, I'd say I need to get out of my bed right now because my nightmares are coming to life.
 

Elfgore

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Please, stop walking on the bed and turn the TV off. I'm quite tired.
 

SirDerpy

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I...I'm not sure how to feel about this.

Also turn the flames in the background off, you're setting the room on fire.
 

SirDerpy

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Oh my god, it's you again!

Who are you even? How do you keep getting in my house/bed?

Why are you still setting things on fire, dammit!
 

xmbts

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You look like somebody who takes high school too seriously.
 

Silence

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Arghl argh ehhhhhhh

I think I would leave the house to you D:
 

RedDeadFred

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What am lying on....? Oh crap, a hamster was in my bed and I squished it in my sleep. Wait.... why is it wearing glasses?