If your genitals was a game...

[DoW Lowen]

Dance Dance revolution: People keep stepping on it.

WAIT NO

Gears of War: It's beefy and attached to a chainsaw.

WAIT NO

Grand Theft Auto: It likes to kill hookers.

WAIT NO

Pokemon: You spend hours on end staring at it, you think it's the most epic thing until one day you show it to a girl and she laughs in your face.

Yeah, that's the one.

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

Tetris.

Seriously, Tetris. Because, no matter what I do, I tend to have more upside-down L's than straight lines and both tend to be dissapointments in placement when I'm in a hurry.

And no, I'm not calling you quick. Or easy for that matter, either.

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

Halo, because ive lost count of how many times ive played with it.

 

[Alexadecimal]

WoW

Be prepared to spend thousands of hours on it

 

[LimitedPunctuation]

FFVII
everyone compares theirs to mine

 

[alligabbi]

It's a beat 'em up.

 

[Kolosus]

[HEADING=3]Ocarina of Time.[/HEADING]
It's loved by a LOT of people, and it's one of the best one's around!

Or:

[HEADING=3]Starcraft II[/HEADING]
It's best in multiplayer

(My god, there's so many puns in this thread... BEST THREAD EVAR )

 

[Ekit]

Wait! I got another one!

Portal, in the beginning it was hard to figure out which hole you were supposed to go, but after some tinkering you figured it out it and it was extremely satisfying.

 

[Evil Tim]

Ocarina of Time.

It's beaten by a LOT of people, and it's one of the best one's around!

So before your dick many people had never seen a young man riding a mare? Stick to humans, you terrible person.

 

[Evil Tim]

Also, nobody's dick can be any FPS except Crysis or Stalker (or a few others people are about to name) since most modern shooters wouldn't let you have a weapon with two types of ammo, two fire modes and a variety of accessories.

 

[figday]

IF genitals were a game?
i thought people had been playing with theirs for ages
lol

but if my dick was a game, it would be :
DEVIL MAY CRY!

it stabs, shoots, slashes, in various styles..

good thread is good

 

[Whateveralot]

World of Wacraft.

Addicting..

 

[Something Amyss]

I think there's actually a movie about my vagina; let me see if I can find it...


Here it is. The mysterious spinning ball of evil that drives men and women insane is my clitoris. The title "Event Horizon" describes my vagina.

That's right. I have an evil detachable clitoris.

Yeah, but would it work as a game? >.>

 

[Aurora219]

Duke Nukem the most manly thing since forever.

...that never comes? ba dum tsshhh

Stonekeep ..not many people have played it, but those who did totally loved it and will remember it for life XD

Holy crap, I spent so much of my childhood playing with that..

I was pretty young though, it just confused me, generally speaking.

 

[Pinstar]

Super Mario Bros

Hopping up and down constantly. And, when I finally reached the princess, aka my wife, getting an extra life. Or rather *making* an extra life

 

[Moonpig123]

Amnesia: the dark descent. Unsettling to behold, and a purely single player experience.

Sir, you have just made my day.

 

[Moonpig123]

Tomb Raider. Because I'm a necrophiliac.

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

I think there's actually a movie about my vagina; let me see if I can find it...


Here it is. The mysterious spinning ball of evil that drives men and women insane is my clitoris. The title "Event Horizon" describes my vagina.

That's right. I have an evil detachable clitoris.

I... WHAT?!?

Especially the end tag line "You can't leave. She won't let you."

Rockband 3.

Great at parties, fun for many players, and you can plug in all kinds of interesting accessories.

WIN. /thread

Half Life 2: The Episodes

Too short, doesn't come often enough.

Or possibly Farmville, because your mom uses it all the time.

Haha hats off good sir.



Errrmmm... I would have to go foooor... FF7 a bit too long and gets easily distracted. But overall solid and even enjoyed by the people who played it.

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

Prototype.... you dont wanna know why.

 

[senorfatso]

Ice Climbers

A non-stop struggle to get up