If your genitals was a game...

[The Youth Counselor]

Half-Life 2: Episode 3

People are always asking when it's finally coming, but it's never going to see any action.

 

[distortedreality]

GTA San Andreas.

There's a lot you can do, but it's all pointless.

 

[Nate Corran]

Duke Nukem the most manly thing since forever.

And it takes over ten years to come
(And i say that will all the love i can muster for a complete stranger on a forum

OT: Halo. Fun by itself, but most fun when enjoyed in groups XD.

 

[GonzoGamer]

Katamari.
We love it.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction.

 

[tangoprime]

I think there's actually a movie about my vagina; let me see if I can find it...


Here it is. The mysterious spinning ball of evil that drives men and women insane is my clitoris. The title "Event Horizon" describes my vagina.

That's right. I have an evil detachable clitoris.

So it's dark, scary, has Lawrence Fishburne in it, and gets bloody from time to time?

 

[dkyros]

FFXI, it takes forever to finish

 

[OliverTwist72]

My genitals are the Modern Warfare 2 campaign.

"I don't know what just happened...but it was awesome!!"

 

[SomeBritishDude]

Bioshock

It blows it load about 2 thirds though, the rest is just awkward.

 

[Paksenarrion]

I think there's actually a movie about my vagina; let me see if I can find it...


Here it is. The mysterious spinning ball of evil that drives men and women insane is my clitoris. The title "Event Horizon" describes my vagina.

That's right. I have an evil detachable clitoris.

So it's dark, scary, has Lawrence Fishburne in it, and gets bloody from time to time?

Cave Johnson here. This is a clitoris. Nerve endings, skin, and blood vessels. Good enough for a woman's aperture.

Not a Science Aperture!

Gentlemen, I give you Evil Detachable Clitoris, the motion sensor of tomorrow!

Fully detachable, infinitely pleasurable. Safe. Evil Detachable Clitoris will assist your lovemaking every step of the way!

That is not a clitoris. That's an anal bead. We sell those too.

 

[CheckD3]

Just Cause 2

Because they're so big you just can't believe it. It's also just a pleasure to play with and full of so many unique surprises that you don't regret

 

[greenitedaze]

The Darkness

It's not been seen by others for a while.

When people have seen it, it just scares them silly.

It may be seen in the future.

 

[mitchell271]

Call of Duty: it's okay on its own but much better with more people

 

[Ladette]

LoZ: Wind Waker

Quirky, a real love it or hate it thing, and it's not what people expect.

 

[radioactive lemur]

Too easy: Duke Nukem's Big Package

 

[Vault boy Eddie]

My wang is TF2, it never goes into action without a hat...

 

[QuietBrilliance]

Bloody Roar,

Unleash the beast within.