If your genitals was a game...

[Iwana Humpalot]

Brutal Legend, don't ask, it's nasty and involves strategic events witch you didn't know about.

 

[Varun Garuda Maharaj]

Crysis, my genitals are Crysis.

Maximum Amour

me too becuz "tactical options available"

 

[Ekit]

It would be Portal

Why? Cause it goes through alot of holes?

 

[The Night Shade]

It would be Portal

Why? Cause it goes through alot of holes?

Well i didn't want to put that in my post but yeah

 

[Qizx]

Mine's like Pokemon. It's been played with a million times, but for some reason people just want to keep playing it over and over again.

So does that mean often by children?

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Tony Hawk's Underground.

Oh yes.

 

[v3n0mat3]

Marvel vs Capcom

I wanna take you for a ride

 

[Kuilui]

It would have to be Batman: Arkham city. Sure to be impressive and fun to those that play with it but nobodies played with it yet.

 

[Kadoodle]

Super Meat Boy!!!

It's meaty....and...hard?

FUCK, ninja'd.

 

[Nmil-ek]

Shadow of the colossus

Ohhhh yeah.

 

[Beefjerky]

Duke Nukem the most manly thing since forever.

Or... because it never comes out.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Half Life 2: The Episodes

Too short, doesn't come often enough.

Or possibly Farmville, because your mom uses it all the time.

 

[schiz0phren1c]

The Elder Scrolls Oblivion...
Its OLD-Long,its level of difficuly scales up with your experience-is finally bug free years too late!...and its got a ton of mods

 

[Zantos]

My penis is like Halo 3: ODST. Everyone who's had a go loves it, but that's only about 3 people.

 

[Blair Bennett]

Duke Nukem Forever. Not because it's big, ironically misogynistic or manly. Because no one saw or heard anything from it in just over a decade.

 

[Choose a Username]

Best thread ever... And now that I'm trying to think of one all that pops up in my mind are the ones that have already been said ¬_¬

 

[EHKOS]

Homefront. The guns are fun to play with and it tried it's best but it was just too short and and the running speed was slow -_-

 

[Eri]

Mine's like Pokemon. It's been played with a million times, but for some reason people just want to keep playing it over and over again.

So does that mean often by children?

Pokemon doesn't discriminate

 

[Holy_Handgrenade]

Metal Gear Solid 4 Guns of the Patriots Tactical Espionage Action

It's long

So it's pretty to look at, but the gameplay is below average?

Hey, he may not be good in bed but MGS 4 has great gameplay!

And on topic I would have to say "world of goo". I looked through my steam libary, saw it and it just fit.

 

[Simriel]

I think there's actually a movie about my vagina; let me see if I can find it...


Here it is. The mysterious spinning ball of evil that drives men and women insane is my clitoris. The title "Event Horizon" describes my vagina.

That's right. I have an evil detachable clitoris.

... Marry me