If your pet was a human...

[NotAPie]

If your pet was a human, what personality would your pet have? How would they act?

I know I posted this thread a bit too soon but I was curious after my last thread.

Note: I mean personality wise!

Let me explain it a bit more because I can't put it in the title.
Tell me how your pet would act as a human, ignore the fact that its your pet just the personality.

Heres an example if you still don't get it.

My cat would be a hyper active fatass.

 

[Stoic raptor]

she would be hungry. she would eat everything, then whine for more food.
if you havent noticed, my pet is my avatar

 

[Deadpoolsbrain]

Like a slave? Don't think I would have a human "pet". Maybe you should rephrase that.

 

[HardRockSamurai]

A thread that WON'T piss off PETA? That's nice for a change.

If my pet were human, it would be funny. It would basically be a comedian I feed dog food.

 

[Snowalker]

Like a slave? Don't think I would have a human "pet". Maybe you should rephrase that.

I was thinking the exact same thing.

 

[GodsOneMistake]

Well it would be awkward having some dude sleeping in My bed all day... That damn dog NEVER EVER leaves my bed

 

[NotAPie]

Like a slave? Don't think I would have a human "pet". Maybe you should rephrase that.

Sorry, tell me how to rephrase it, My minds not with me right now xD

 

[Calobi]

Violent and lazy. So, he'd be like my clone.

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

Like a slave? Don't think I would have a human "pet". Maybe you should rephrase that.

Couldn't have put it better myself. What?

 

[Deadpoolsbrain]

Like a slave? Don't think I would have a human "pet". Maybe you should rephrase that.

Sorry, tell me how to rephrase it, My minds not with me right now xD

Maybe say if your pet was like a human or something.

 

[bodyklok]

If I had a human pet...? Well hopefully she'd be hot, well, I think you can gather the rest.

 

[Azaradel]

I have a feeling it wouldn't end well if my cat was human... she'd probably go on a murderous rampage within a week or two.

Or she'd be asleep 20 hours a day and spend the other 4 hours whining.

I'm not really sure...

 

[Deadpoolsbrain]

My cat's would be all murderous whiners, except my cat Butters he would be a cat everyone likes. (pretty much what he is right now)

 

[BakaSmurf]

I'd go to prison for slavery -_-...

 

[SonicMTD]

I'd make her look and act as Moe as possible then well... here's a question what would you do if you had a Moe girl all to yourself?!!!

there you go!

 

[One Seven One]

whiney, hungry, and uses the bathroom outside...

<_<

 

[Ranthus]

One would be a fat lazy person that sleeps and eats all day.
The other would be a fat person that doesn't want to be lazy.

 

[Jamanticus]

Hmm... Well, one of them would be a tall, athletic blonde lady who enjoys acting aloof.

The other would be a rotund and squat girl with a friendly but needy personality.

Great Scott, I forgot how adorable my dogs are.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

My uber koi would be really slow, slightly clumsy and a little show-offy

 

[megatron2.0]

a hot girl with long brown hair, but would be retarded.... that describes my dog