After actually going and getting the procedure done and now knowing just what happened, as well as enjoying a long nap, I've returned home. Most of the people in this thread were right: I remember nothing about the procedure itself and actually woke up in the resting area sobbing my eyes out and complaining that there was a robot in the room.
I have no idea why I was crying or why I thought there was a robot in the room.
I sit here now, a much more humble Escapist, Escapist. MY lower jaw is swollen to the point where I feel like I was punched right in the mouth. It's also numb, so eating and drinking are now a task rather than something easy that I enjoy. I was put to sleep, ala IV, and now use these gauze swabs that I shove to the sides of my mouth every 20 minutes or so.
Fun times.
I'd like to thank all the Escapists who provided such awesome advice in this thread today, for now I begin my slow recovery to normalcy. I thought I did relatively well for never being put under anesthesia before. Here's to you guys, heh.
[small]Mmm, Jello...[/small]