I'M GONNA EAT YOUR MOM!

[SextusMaximus]

A few days ago, I was playing MW2 with a couple of friends (you can hate me later) and after we got our arses kicked in a match, I started talking to this guy who had the most kills on the other team. He hated me after the first few minutes after realising that I was horrible at MW2.

Long story short, after a few shots at each other - he said: "I'm Gonna Eat Your MOM!"

Anyway... the question is:

What is the most pathetic insult ever thrown at you? or perhaps one that you have thrown.

 

[neoontime]

Well yeah, well you're, you're gay man

 

[AkJay]

"Your mom" jokes, seeing as my mother is dead, so they are the most 'Pathetic' in a way.

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

"I will end you!"
Said on Gears of War 2. He was running at me with a chainsaw, I shot him with the tourque bow.
That was the end of him.

 

[CloggedDonkey]

a question/insult about my Xbox live name, CloggedDonkey. Saying that this is Xbox live we're talking about, you can see where that went.

 

[zombiejoe]

"That's what they all say"
I say that to random things people say.
Ex: "I'm not a unicorn" "That's what they all say"

 

[Nemu]

"Stupid dyke" by a drunk jerk I was escorting out of the place I worked at when I was younger.
He continued his barrage of insults and once I got out of earshot of other people, I told him to go home and f**k his mother some more.

 

[El Poncho]

Well when my friend resorted to calling me names that he thought offensive but was ust endless rambling I said to my friend, Well you sail, and sailors sail and sailors are gay(ofcourse they are not but it's a sort of stereotype which insults are I guess), although it did shut him up and ever since, everything I call him he keeps using over and over again.

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

"Your mom" jokes, seeing as my mother is dead, so they are the most 'Pathetic' in a way.

Oh grief, i can't agree more with the your mother jokes.

Well yeah, well you're, you're gay man

And also 'Omg you 'faggit'. Your newb.'

Tf2 is a lovely place. But as always. In every public server, there's always one.

 

[TimeLord]

I was getting shouted at by some french dude on MW2 for accidentally team-killing him.

I am unsure as to what he said, but I am sure it was something profoundly witty and well thought out.

 

[GodofDisaster]

Simply the words "Your Mother." I never quite understood what that was suppose to mean, what am trying to say is. "I could be having an argument with someone, and the next thing they say is, Your Mother." What does my mother have to do with the conversation in the first place?

 

[historybuff]

I had a girl sarcastically ask me if I was a "carpetmuncher" because I was sitting next to another girl, a friend of mine, and we were snickering about a joke. Even in context, it made no sense at all.

 

[Raven's Nest]

"YOU'VE UNLEASHED THE FUCKING FURY!!!"

Is neither an insult, or was it even uttered by a player on a games system...

The immortal phrase was issued by Yngwie Malmsteen on a plane at an air hostess. But it's fooking hilarious nonetheless...

 

[Pimppeter2]

"I know were you live!"

Well I do have it on my profile page

 

[Danny Ocean]

Okay, get this, I called in my care package, then moved away a bit. I got killed, but respawned within a few running seconds of it. I sprint towards it as a team-mate is trying to capture it, and get there and reclaim it just before he can (If it's your own box you capture it much faster.). Fair enough, right? It was my kill streak reward, it's fair enough.

Not for this douchebag! Oooh no!

"Omg ******"
"What? It was MY care package."
"No it wasn't you fucking stealer."
"You think these things just appear out of no-where?"
"****** stealing shit head."
[sup]Some other guy, "Go Cry Some More."[/sup]
"Thank you."
"Fuck you you're a fucking stealer."
"Oh man, you're just hilarious. Seriously mate, just shut up."
"******."
"That's nice dear, now go play."

He then shut up. It felt good.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

I'm the italics by the way.

"That was my Chopper Gunner!"
"The key word there being: WAS"
"You're a real bastard, you know that?"
"Being nice doesn't get you the kills! Hahaha!"
"I see. Fine. I have two words. Fuck. You."

I followed him around and stole 10 of his kills, he died, I used my care-package, got an EMP, used it, died, then respawned, stole another 4 of his kills, used a care-package, used the UAV to find the enemies that killed him for the second time, stole his care-pack, and won the game with his AC-130. I then quoted him in the lobby:

"Being nice doesn't get you the kills..."

Everyone in the lobby laughed when we heard crying through the headset. We then received an astoundingly loud:

"FUCK OFF MUM!"

In a teary voice, then he left the lobby.
It was an epic day.

 

[Cargando]

Oh my [i/]God[/i]! You [i/]idiot[/i]!

Generally heard from Halo players unfortunately.

 

[Distorted Stu]

YOURE POO!

;_; It really hurt me...

 

[DigitalSushi]

I was getting shouted at by some french dude on MW2 for accidentally team-killing him.

I am unsure as to what he said, but I am sure it was something profoundly witty and well thought out.

Swearing in French is something to be savoured, your a lucky man to have been sworn at by a French guy, like we don't actually have a translation for "Fuck You".... the direct translation would be "go get ass raped".

We also have a single word for describing pulling your foreskin back, epic.