"I'm married, not dead."

[Astoria]

There's no harm in playful and innocent flirting, sometimes you don't even realise you're doing it, but if it's serious and you're intending it to go somewhere then that's kinda like cheating(depends on how you define cheating). If you can't commit to one person then the answer is simple, don't get in a relationship. The way I see it married or even taken people are off limits for seriously flirting. It's just something you don't do. If you didn't know then it's not your fault but if you do know then just stay away.

 

[Jack Macaque]

Saw a funny shirt once of a couple getting married and it said Game Over under it, always makes me laugh.

I don't see a problem with light flirting when married or in a relationship, I have a natural flirtyness when I talk to people, not my fault, just goes well with my aura.

I think it's great when married people can still flirt with other people, yet when they can still flirt with each other after years of marriage, that is truly something special.

 

[ObliviousGenius]

People who complain about being married are closeted whores. Discuss.

Women who consider marrige a woman's right and a man's privilege are future serial killers. Discuss.

Men who think women think marriage is a woman's right and a man's privilege are just plain closeted. The whoring comes from desperation.

 

[AnnaIME]

There's times when I think that, speaking as a married man, that the dead are better off. At this specific point in my life, I can hardly stand to be in the same apartment as my wife, let alone in the same bed. Unfortunately for me, but fortunately for her, it's cheaper to keep her rather than trying to go through a divorce.

Staying married because it is "cheaper"? Is your life worth so little to you?

Do you really think it is more "fortunate" for your wife to be tethered to someone who hates her than to be free to make her own way in the world?

 

[guntotingtomcat]

I don't know, I am affiliated with some people who are attractive and are in long term loving relationships and have children that are cool and smart.
Although, I think they only exist to emphasize our failure.
It's okay, though, because they seem to be the families that get struck by tragic deaths.

 

[Zaik]

People who complain about being married are closeted whores. Discuss.

Women who consider marrige a woman's right and a man's privilege are future serial killers. Discuss.

What do you mean, "future"?

Men who think they cannot be whores even if they sleep around are future victims of serial killers kidding themselves. Discuss.

Women who think men that are not actively seeking marriage are promiscuous are wrong exactly some of the time. Discuss.

People who complain about being married are closeted whores. Discuss.

Women who consider marrige a woman's right and a man's privilege are future serial killers. Discuss.

Men who think women think marriage is a woman's right and a man's privilege are just plain closeted. The whoring comes from desperation.

And here's our misguided white knight, here to save the maiden who isn't even in my castle to begin with. You are *somehow* coming to the conclusion that I think all women think that way. I don't.

I think there's a mindset that a probably large group of women subscribe to that follows that exact mindset though. I also think that there are women that consider heterosexual sex between two parties who give consent and are of sound mind to be a crime punishable by death for the man. At least one of those is guaranteed to be true.

 

[infohippie]

I recall, when I was a kid and we drove past a wedding, my Dad would always say "Oh, look, a funeral."

 

[Paksenarrion]

People who complain about being married are closeted whores. Discuss.

Women who consider marrige a woman's right and a man's privilege are future serial killers. Discuss.

What do you mean, "future"?

Men who think they cannot be whores even if they sleep around are future victims of serial killers kidding themselves. Discuss.

Women who think men that are not actively seeking marriage are promiscuous are wrong exactly some of the time. Discuss.

Let me clarify my previous statement:

Married men who think they cannot be whores even if they sleep around deserve a fate worse than death the Goddamn Batman.

 

[Wharrgarble]

All I know is that if you don't want to get married, don't enjoy the idea of a married life, and you do so anyway? You shouldn't have gotten married in the first place and have no one to blame for your unhappiness but yourself.

Of course relationships can go sour later down the line. Things happen, people change, etc... But no one is forcing you to tie the not, and if your significant other is pushing it on you, then perhaps you're not in the right relationship.

 

[Zaik]

People who complain about being married are closeted whores. Discuss.

Women who consider marrige a woman's right and a man's privilege are future serial killers. Discuss.

What do you mean, "future"?

Men who think they cannot be whores even if they sleep around are future victims of serial killers kidding themselves. Discuss.

Women who think men that are not actively seeking marriage are promiscuous are wrong exactly some of the time. Discuss.

Let me clarify my previous statement:

Married men who think they cannot be whores even if they sleep around deserve a fate worse than death the Goddamn Batman.

Well if that's all you were saying then I agree. Seemed like you were painting with an awfully wide brush at the time. Can't say I've never done that myself though.

 

[Sarahcidal]

I'm married.. I've been with my man for 8 years and we're both very happy and very much in love. Hes my best friend.
Neither of us are overly jealous and see nothing wrong with occasionaly flirting with someone of the opposite sex. W
e would NEVER go further than that.. We're married, not dead.
It keeps us both feeling attractive.. plus it's fun.

 

[Darkauthor81]

As a product of an incredibly successful marriage, the friend of a marriage councilor's daughter AND a self-help book reader:

If marriage makes you a zombie, YOU'RE DOING IT COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY WRONG! WROOOONG!

THANK YOU.

My mom married a ragingly abusive prick who started cheating on her on her on their honey moon and told her many times the only reason why he married her was because she wouldn't put out and he wanted to know what it was like to do a virgin.

Why did she marry him you might ask. He was the first guy who showed an interest in her and she was afraid of being alone. Of this ridiculously screwed up pairing I was produced. The only good thing that came out of it was that I learned to wait for the right person and not give into fear and stupidity.

 

[Mikeyfell]

the only reason I can see to get married is that (in the USA) there is a massive tax for being single after 25. Up to $15000 in some states depending on your income level.

But beyond that it's just pointless and stupid.
Jumping over the whole religious aspect of marriage saying that you're going to stay with one person for the rest of your life is wrong. (not morally wrong just incorrect.)

So you marry somebody, chances are you love them and they love you back. Am I right? And the goal of love is to keep your loved ones happy, or something. Is that close? If other people are anything like me, sex is high up on the list things that make people happy. And as far as I can tell is that marriage is just a sex exclusivity contract that says "If you fuck anybody but me I get half your shit." Another aspect of marriage that baffles me is the definition. "you live with the same person for the rest of your life." What? What if you decided to eat nothing but peanutbutter for the rest of your life. You'd get sick of it after about a week, and after a month or 2 you'd never want to see it again. And why does that sound like a good idea when you're talking about people? Familiarity breeds contempt. Don't believe me look at your parents.

The only solution I can think of to make a marriage work (and trust me I haven't thought very hard) is to keep it open an open relationship.
A little competition never hurt anybody...accept all those people that were hurt by competition

 

[ObliviousGenius]

People who complain about being married are closeted whores. Discuss.

Women who consider marrige a woman's right and a man's privilege are future serial killers. Discuss.

Men who think women think marriage is a woman's right and a man's privilege are just plain closeted. The whoring comes from desperation.

And here's our misguided white knight, here to save the maiden who isn't even in my castle to begin with. You are *somehow* coming to the conclusion that I think all women think that way. I don't.

I think there's a mindset that a probably large group of women subscribe to that follows that exact mindset though. I also think that there are women that consider heterosexual sex between two parties who give consent and are of sound mind to be a crime punishable by death for the man. At least one of those is guaranteed to be true.[/quote]

I concede. Though you seem to have covered 100% of the female population in your assumption, and as I subscribe to neither belief, I at least found a nice post card in the gift shop to send to my mother and all the other women I know who feel the same way as me. See below.

OTP: Marriage is personal. My personal reason for getting married is that I find it a way of expressing a devotion to a person I love. If I wasn't devoted or believed that I could remain devoted, then I wouldn't get married. It's not a matter of God or wanting a shiny rock on a shiny ring, it's what I want.

What this means is that I believe that if a person finds themselves needing outer attention, then they're either no longer devoted or were not as loved by their partner in the first place. Receiving flirtation is a form of compliment, man or woman, but returning the attention or replying by indicating your marriage and subsequently how much you suffer because of it is simply not taking responsibility for a decision that you ultimately made.

Women who consider marrige a woman's right and a man's privilege are future serial killers. Discuss.

Back to you. It's not a privilege or a right. It's a choice, like having children, that requires maturity and responsibility. I would love to meet the woman you've described. It would mean I'd been written into a television show.

Edit: The quotes are getting mixed up, but I can't seem to fix it.

 

[Gordon_4_v1legacy]

There's times when I think that, speaking as a married man, that the dead are better off. At this specific point in my life, I can hardly stand to be in the same apartment as my wife, let alone in the same bed. Unfortunately for me, but fortunately for her, it's cheaper to keep her rather than trying to go through a divorce.

Staying married because it is "cheaper"? Is your life worth so little to you?

Do you really think it is more "fortunate" for your wife to be tethered to someone who hates her than to be free to make her own way in the world?

Mate, the courts would more than likely bend him over and take him for a spin on old rusty the spiked bat. Courts are still heavily biased towards women in terms of settlement, custody and property.

 

[dagens24]

Just marry an open minded girl, then you can both flirt with the same person That's how I roll.

 

[Chrono212]

Since gay people can't 'marry' does that make them immune to zombies? (lol jk)

OT: A former friend of mine is getting married soon. She's just turned 18.
So, yeah, she has become a bit of a social pariah, not to mention the amount of times people have gone 'Huh?!' when they find out.
Kinda shows off peoples attitude tirades marriage.

 

[Paksenarrion]

People who complain about being married are closeted whores. Discuss.

Women who consider marrige a woman's right and a man's privilege are future serial killers. Discuss.

What do you mean, "future"?

Men who think they cannot be whores even if they sleep around are future victims of serial killers kidding themselves. Discuss.

Women who think men that are not actively seeking marriage are promiscuous are wrong exactly some of the time. Discuss.

Let me clarify my previous statement:

Married men who think they cannot be whores even if they sleep around deserve a fate worse than death the Goddamn Batman.

Well if that's all you were saying then I agree. Seemed like you were painting with an awfully wide brush at the time. Can't say I've never done that myself though.

No problem. I had assumed that we were both talking about extramarital flings, and you know what they say about assuming:

Don't mess with the Goddamn Batman.