I'm starting to question why anyone lives in California

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This is like S. Africa, Socialism and rolling-blackouts go hand-in-hand
 

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Look. Yes we have tornados but we also have variety. You can have every single weather phenomena occur where you live over the course of just one week which helps toughen us up for being prepared for weird weather. We also have the most fountains in the world in MO, so HA.
 

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My state is being invaded by Californian and New York refugees escaping taxes and the high cost of living. They are pushing their evil vegan ways and libcuck philopshy unto muh God given land.
at least you're taking the heat off of my state a little bit. it's bad enough with the snowbirds as is
 

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Look. Yes we have tornados but we also have variety. You can have every single weather phenomena occur where you live over the course of just one week which helps toughen us up for being prepared for weird weather. We also have the most fountains in the world in MO, so HA.

Isn't Missouri supposed to fall into that failed Reelfoot Continental Rift along with Tennessee? Those aren't fountains silly, it is springing leaks before it falls into the ocean XD
 

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So, this is kind of off-topic, but I've always wondered, is there an in-joke as to why Abe chooses Missouri? Is it in a similar league as Kansas and Nebraska or something (the Kansa-Nebraska Act IIRC)? Or is it just a random joke?
 

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So, this is kind of off-topic, but I've always wondered, is there an in-joke as to why Abe chooses Missouri? Is it in a similar league as Kansas and Nebraska or something (the Kansa-Nebraska Act IIRC)? Or is it just a random joke?
I fell off the Simpsons wagon a long time ago, but this strikes me as one of their one-off jokes.
 

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So, this is kind of off-topic, but I've always wondered, is there an in-joke as to why Abe chooses Missouri? Is it in a similar league as Kansas and Nebraska or something (the Kansa-Nebraska Act IIRC)? Or is it just a random joke?
If I remember correctly from the other place I saw that exact thing posted, it's because they have a crazy low literacy rate and other such stunning achievements.
 

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This is like S. Africa, Socialism and rolling-blackouts go hand-in-hand
The hilarious part about California is where a lot of people think they're socialists when most of their problems are caused by hyper-capitalist tech bros and private industry running public utilities. Enron and PG&E aren't exactly owned by the state.

That said, I still don't want that moving to Montana. For that matter, I wish Texans and white business owners would stop moving to Montana too, the former because they're inevitably the sort of people that think they're just like you when their whole vibe is off, and the latter might just be my annoyance at my incompetent new boss/Christian cult participant from Alabama.
 

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This is like S. Africa, Socialism and rolling-blackouts go hand-in-hand
Yes, the first thing that comes to mind with “South Africa” is definitely “Socialism.”
 
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Yes, the first thing that comes to mind with “South Africa” is definitely “Socialism.”
Honestly, it's the people that hate socialism so much that make it sound cool as hell. Throwing off the shackles of an oppressive, tyrannical government is Socialism? Fuck yeah, let's do a Socialism, it didn't even take a civil war!
 

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Honestly, it's the people that hate socialism so much that make it sound cool as hell. Throwing off the shackles of an oppressive, tyrannical government is Socialism? Fuck yeah, let's do a Socialism, it didn't even take a civil war!
Yeah just a decades-long campaign of terrorism and bombings
Yes, the first thing that comes to mind with “South Africa” is definitely “Socialism.”
Not my fault you're ignorant, fren
 

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Yeah just a decades-long campaign of terrorism and bombings

Not my fault you're ignorant, fren
Hey Iron, you should look up the histories of South Korea following WW2 and of South Vietnam during the turbulent years right before it fell. They make for a real interesting read, and are good to know.

EDIT: Real quick rundown; both were military dictatorships with a strong emphasis on the incumbent leader being led out at bayonet point.
 

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Look. Yes we have tornados but we also have variety. You can have every single weather phenomena occur where you live over the course of just one week which helps toughen us up for being prepared for weird weather. We also have the most fountains in the world in MO, so HA.
You know what's better than having every problem? Having none of them. Go, Pennsylvania!
 

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You know what's better than having every problem? Having none of them. Go, Pennsylvania!
Isn't that where those people worse than all natural disaster combined are?.. You know the ones.. Philadelphia Eagles fans?/s
 
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This is like S. Africa, Socialism and rolling-blackouts go hand-in-hand
Rolling blackouts by capitalist firms caused S. Africa to embrace socialism..?
 
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