I'M SURROUNDED BY ***HOLES!

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Blatherscythe

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Have you ever been stuck in a group that makes you want to stick a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger? Either because they are immature, childish, idiotic, lazy, or just plain annoying? Well here's my group of assholes, in com and media class I'm stuck doing a script writing project, after we write the script we film it. Well the girl who was originally doing the script said she didn't want to write it, so I offered to and did so. She then turns around and starts writing a script and denounces mine as garbage and calls it stupid even though she hasn't even read the damn thing!

Next up are the two out of our 4 actors, one cannot concentrate on anything and wanders on and off the set, we constantly need to track him down and make him get his shit together. The last one is the worst, we need to make a fake gun for our plot but we cannot use anything that looks like a gun, so we decided to use a broken tripod leg, you know one of the legs that you can adjust to help take the pictures without shaking the camera. Whenever we give this guy the damn thing he pretends to jerk off with it, I wish I was joking and whenever I ask for him to stop and give me the leg he says no it's mine and I literally have to yank it out of his hands to get him to stop. Afterwards he makes a whole bunch of lame mastubation/dick jokes and acts like a 5 year old he wanders around with the leg and always bugs me with it. One time I told the teacher to help me get the leg from him and while the teacher was standing there I told him to pass the leg over and stop acting like a god-damn 5 year old, he then says that I'm the five year old for getting angry with him, I then reply with your the five year old because you cannot stop acting like and asshole and get shit done! That landed me some "to the office time" and I was rather pissed off.

The other guy and I cannot get anything done because the ***** won't get off her high horse (the script she wrote is garbage, it is full of cliches and plot holes), another guy cannot fucking concentrate and the other can't act his fucking age! We can't join another group because they're full and the one we're with won't shut the hell up and do something, even the teacher isn't doing jack-shit. So what group are you, or were with that makes you wan't to say this?


Also I realize this makes me seem like a bossy dick but really that's only when I get angry and even then I only want to get things done. And no I didn't attack that kid I forcefully took the tripod leg from him, I didn't hit him.
 

Zetsubou

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That's real life experiance for you when you become a director. You must learn to deal with childish actors in order to get shit done. How do you think any movie with Tom Cruise gets made?
 

DividedUnity

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Eh I'm not surrounded by them. There are quiet a few but I know there are still a few good people out there.
 

milskidasith

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You haven't made yourself sound very good with this post, especially when you basically attacked somebody for messing around.
 

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It happens to me, but I try to not let them get to me. They aren't worth wasting the time and effort caring about them.
 

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Zetsubou said:
That's real life experiance for you when you become a director. You must learn to deal with childish actors in order to get shit done. How do you think any movie with Tom Cruise gets made?
Cattle prods and a lot of CGI.

At least thats how I like to imagine they make them.

OP: That's the way of the world. I am an employer. I could jump up and down all day long about how idiotic my employees can be sometimes. It's just life we all makes mistakes, I just get to fire the ones that can't seem to stop making them all the time.
 

Blatherscythe

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milskidasith said:
You haven't made yourself sound very good with this post, especially when you basically attacked somebody for messing around.
He does it everytime and I didn't attack him. I forced the stick out of his hands because he wouldn't stop or give it to me when I asked politely, I wouldn't want to instigate a fight or god-forbid hurt someone.
 

Plurralbles

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I actually started a facebook group about how annoying people on elevators made wish I had a grenade. Basically, when I am around people who I decide to hate, i just think of the mos tviolent way to murder them and then go on with my life. They go on with there's, everyone's happy.

Sorry for your proximity to dumbasses.
 

Canadamus Prime

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Oh yeah, that sounds familiar. The one group I was in for the final project for one of my first semester classes in Multimedia Production was much like that. We had to do a script and film a small CSI: Miami scene. The one guy could never be counted on to show up and when he did show up we barely got anything done because he'd keep sidetracking everyone with irreverent crap.
The one time over half an hour was wasted while he and some of the others broke in to mock DBZ-esq fights. And this is in College.
 

Blatherscythe

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canadamus_prime said:
Oh yeah, that sounds familiar. The one group I was in for the final project for one of my first semester classes in Multimedia Production was much like that. We had to do a script and film a small CSI: Miami scene. The one guy could never be counted on to show up and when he did show up we barely got anything done because he'd keep sidetracking everyone with irreverent crap.
The one time over half an hour was wasted while he and some of the others broke in to mock DBZ-esq fights. And this is in College.
Oh fuck you'd think that exams, the crushing reality of life, the cars, the booze, the ability to drop out of highschool and the age would either remove them or straighten them out. Well at least I know what to look forward to, thanks for the eyeopener and man do I feel sorry for you, that's the group I'm with on steriods.
 

milskidasith

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Blatherscythe said:
milskidasith said:
You haven't made yourself sound very good with this post, especially when you basically attacked somebody for messing around.
He does it everytime and I didn't attack him. I forced the stick out of his hands because he wouldn't stop or give it to me when I asked politely, I wouldn't want to instigate a fight or god-forbid hurt someone.
I get that... that's attacking him. You aren't fighting him, but you're still not exactly making yourself look nice.
 

Marv21

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Now you know how annoyed Disney villians get when their lackys are dumb as hell, and can't do shit!
 

Blatherscythe

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milskidasith said:
Blatherscythe said:
milskidasith said:
You haven't made yourself sound very good with this post, especially when you basically attacked somebody for messing around.
He does it everytime and I didn't attack him. I forced the stick out of his hands because he wouldn't stop or give it to me when I asked politely, I wouldn't want to instigate a fight or god-forbid hurt someone.
I get that... that's attacking him. You aren't fighting him, but you're still not exactly making yourself look nice.
How many pissed off people at their wits end and dealing with a frustrating idiot are nice?
 

milskidasith

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Blatherscythe said:
milskidasith said:
Blatherscythe said:
milskidasith said:
You haven't made yourself sound very good with this post, especially when you basically attacked somebody for messing around.
He does it everytime and I didn't attack him. I forced the stick out of his hands because he wouldn't stop or give it to me when I asked politely, I wouldn't want to instigate a fight or god-forbid hurt someone.
I get that... that's attacking him. You aren't fighting him, but you're still not exactly making yourself look nice.
How many pissed off people at their wits end and dealing with a frustrating idiot are nice?
Anybody who doesn't want to come off as bad as the people he's complaining about?
 

Blatherscythe

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milskidasith said:
Blatherscythe said:
milskidasith said:
Blatherscythe said:
milskidasith said:
You haven't made yourself sound very good with this post, especially when you basically attacked somebody for messing around.
He does it everytime and I didn't attack him. I forced the stick out of his hands because he wouldn't stop or give it to me when I asked politely, I wouldn't want to instigate a fight or god-forbid hurt someone.
I get that... that's attacking him. You aren't fighting him, but you're still not exactly making yourself look nice.
How many pissed off people at their wits end and dealing with a frustrating idiot are nice?
Anybody who doesn't want to come off as bad as the people he's complaining about?
Well good for that percentage that can do that, guess I should take up meditation or something.
 

Monkfish Acc.

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Your teacher was right, you know. You were acting just as immature as he getting all worked up about it.

I can understand where you are coming from, though. I am hardly an intelligent person, and I frequently can't help but think I am the only person I know with a brain.
 

milskidasith

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Blatherscythe said:
milskidasith said:
Blatherscythe said:
milskidasith said:
Blatherscythe said:
milskidasith said:
You haven't made yourself sound very good with this post, especially when you basically attacked somebody for messing around.
He does it everytime and I didn't attack him. I forced the stick out of his hands because he wouldn't stop or give it to me when I asked politely, I wouldn't want to instigate a fight or god-forbid hurt someone.
I get that... that's attacking him. You aren't fighting him, but you're still not exactly making yourself look nice.
How many pissed off people at their wits end and dealing with a frustrating idiot are nice?
Anybody who doesn't want to come off as bad as the people he's complaining about?
Well good for that percentage that can do that, guess I should take up meditation or something.
You don't have to take up meditation, you just have to realize that getting angry won't solve anything, and being a dick to people who are annoying you will just make things worse. Also: You can't control how people act, so trying is destined to fail.