In My Defense...

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, I didn't see her.

You killed MaxTheReaper and Neonbob (try and excuse that one!)

 

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, I just wondered if it was possible.

You sabatoged my ship!

 

[Voltaggia]

In my defense, I meant to upgrade it.

You didn't delete your cookies!

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

In my defense, it's repetitive, boring, repetitive, and boring, and I don't really care all that much about it.

You eated mah cookies!