In My Defense...

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense you were destined to fail based upon your score history.

You erased all of my historical accomplishments

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I left with one. "First one to die in WWIII"

You started WWIII.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense it was only an argument over who stole the last soda that was blown out of proportion by that damned Fox.

You gave Bill O'Reilly that ridiculous hair.

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense he needed ratings.

You became a corporate whore!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, they pay incredibly well!

You held out on my favorite kind of drink!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense it was my drink to begin with.

You shaved yourself.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I get really sweaty if I don't!

You forced me into an orchestra!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense you weren't playing enough instruments.


You rusted the trombone.

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense that's a sexual move.

You created a sexual move!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense I created all sexual moves and have patent's and copyright's.


You didn't file the paperwork.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defence, I couldn't find it.

You burned the paperwork!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was given three goddamn tons of it. I think my frustration was very justified.

You punched seven baskets of puppies!

 

[TheDoctor455]

In my defense, they had rabies and I was happy to put them out of their misery.


You let Jack Thompson out of his cage!