In My Defense...

Sassafrass

Sassafrass

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Legacy
Aug 24, 2009
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In my defence, it was rubbish.
óí0óí☻◘drrct. I mean no-one could decode that.

You jumped through my window.
 
Neonbob

Neonbob

The Noble Nuker
Dec 22, 2008
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In my defense, you locked your door and I was being chased.

You lined my socks with barbed wire!
 
Sassafrass

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In my defence, it was better then foil.

You kicked my bum.
 
Neonbob

Neonbob

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Dec 22, 2008
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In my defense, I had to get you motivated somehow, and talking wasn't doing the trick.

You shot my shoe through my arm!
 
Ren3004

Ren3004

In an unsuspicious cabin
Jul 22, 2009
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In my defense, I got paid to do it.


You paid me to ruin Neonbob's vacation.
 
Ren3004

Ren3004

In an unsuspicious cabin
Jul 22, 2009
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In my defense, you always had double personalities. I just helped a bit.


You turned me into a frog.
 
Neonbob

Neonbob

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Dec 22, 2008
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In my defense, you had already eaten thirty seven flies...I thought it was fitting.

You kept my change!
 
Macgyvercas

Macgyvercas

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Feb 19, 2009
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In my defense, you would have saved up for more nukes.

You stole my stash of pizza and cheetos!
 
Neonbob

Neonbob

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Dec 22, 2008
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In my defense, I was out of soup, and needed food!

You put wings on my dog, and now he's stuck on the ceiling fan!
 
Neonbob

Neonbob

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Dec 22, 2008
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In my defense, they were a convicted murderer. They had it coming.

You told people to hate me!
 
Neonbob

Neonbob

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Dec 22, 2008
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In my defense, I wanted to prove an old song wrong.

You stuck your finger in a socket and knocked out the power!
 
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