In My Defense...

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I have a birth defect that makes me that way.

You judged me!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

In my defense, you're creepy.

You didn't judge me! *cries in corner*

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense it was my day off and Johnson is horrible.


You didn't come in to replace Johnson.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

In my defense, I don't even work here.

You fired Johnson.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense I liked Phillips better


You tried framing Phillips

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I was a character assassin.

You became a character assassin.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense they were getting boring and stale.


You made my buttery crackers go stale

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

In my defense, they were too buttery

You touched me a places

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense it was your head, shoulders, knees and toes knees and toes.


You flicked your boogies onto the wall

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense now it's more colourful.


You killed my cat!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was allergic to the goddamn thing!

You ruined my whole lawn!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I let the slugs have their human rights!

You gave all animals human rights!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it sounded like a good thing at the time!

You didn't know the rules at all!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you tore my rulebook up, then urinated upon it!

You tore my rulebook up, then urinated upon it!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, the rules suck! I have money!

You hired millions of idiots!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, they don't know they are going to be cannon fodder!

You have green hair!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was the Joker for Halloween!

You were shocked by a lady!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, she was a lunatic with a tazer!

You let all the crazies out!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I needed some fucking company!

You ruined the eggs!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

IN my defense, I tripped and fell on them!

You ran my house over!